Daybreak

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These Got Some Attention Today.

January 31, 2013 Celebrity

RME, which stands for Rolling My Eyes is something I do when I don’t know what to say. Or I’m speechless. (I know what I said there). I’ve got to say a few words about Michelle Heaton’s new breasts. But I don’t know where to start, which is why I’m RMEing and my hands are […]

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Introducing My Little Pony’s Ass.

July 31, 2012 Celebrity

Yikes! Here’s a face that should come with the Andrex puppy hugging a vodka bottle. It would sure make you feel clean and pristine if you were sitting next to Imogen’s dirty ass. Oh what am I saying? This is a simple lesson in how to look like you’ve just fallen out of Tracy Emin’s vagina. […]

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Danniella: The Face That Coke Built Appears On TV.

March 14, 2012 Celebrity

As soon as your eyes finish popping from staring at the face that coke built give Danniella Westbrook a big round of clap. Not that kind of clap, she’s already had that, the other clap. Oh, you know what I mean. Yes, lets clap at the reemergence of a middle-aged, untalented, unattractive, needy, self-absorbed skank who’s only […]

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DayBreak: Stupidity is not a crime you’re free to go.

November 19, 2011 Celebrity

Daybreak is nearly over. I don’t know if Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley think they failed to succeed or that they succeeded to fail but ITV executives felt they’d found 10,000 ways that didn’t work. So, according to the Daily Mirror, they’re about to axe both their pretty faces and the entire show. ITV have refused […]

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And here’s the weather forecast with Lucy Verasamy….. ha ha ha.

January 26, 2011 Celebrity

If we want to discuss Andy Gray, Sian Massey and sexism maybe we should include Adrian Chiles and Lucy Verasamy in the discussion. Today on ITV’s Daybreak Lucy didn’t know that cold air making it’s way towards Britain from Sweden was making the arrows on her map point towards the intimate areas of her body. And typically […]

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