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George Clooney single again? Not according to George Clooney!

by Mike D. Wheeler April 6, 2010

According to rumour George Clooney and his girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis had split this morning. According to rumour George Clooney has a habit of breaking up with his girlfriends after an awards season. According to rumour George dumped Elisabetta because she loves partying. Finally, according to rumour Elisabetta wore George out and George’s only way of [...]

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Saint Angie tells Brad I don’t like your pal Clooney

by Mike D. Wheeler February 17, 2010

ANGELINA Jolie is no fan of Brad Pitt’s bum chum drinking buddy,  George Clooney! The  star apparently thinks Clooney is a bad influence on Pitt.  Clooney’s women slaying and alcohol-sponge style is the reason Angelina is feeling the forty fizzles for George. A source told the National Enquirer. “Angelina has always considered George to be [...]

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Angelina Jolie is Angry at George Clooney over his adopting her children comments

by Mike D. Wheeler October 24, 2009

Following the public statement at the Rome film premiere of  Men who Stare at Goats when George Clooney said he wanted to adopt Brad Pitts children, Angelina Jolie had taken her husband Brad Pitt to task over this.  Here’s what was said. But Angelina wasn’t satisfied with Brad’s protestations of innocence, what do they take me for, [...]

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George Clooney wants to adopt Brad’s Kids

by Mike D. Wheeler October 23, 2009

George Clooney at a press conference for his latest film, Fantastic Mr Fox, gorgeous George was being questioned about his future plans – when he was confronted by co-star Bill Murray asking, ‘So do you plan to adopt?’ ‘Yes I’m going to adopt some of Brad Pitt’s kids,‘ he laughed in response. ‘I owe him a couple.’ Angelina Joli called [...]

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George Clooney The American in Sulmona

by Mike D. Wheeler October 8, 2009

Imagine yourself in the beautiful and romantic city of Sulmona in Italy. A day spent with the little lady, touring all the shops, the boutiques the knick-nacks, the never ending sources of cultural interest. Most of which have lost their novelty value to you hours ago. But you’ve stuck with it, been patient, smiled, nodded [...]

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What did George Clooney do to his right hand

by Mike D. Wheeler September 8, 2009

What did George Clooney do to his right hand? Here we have a picture of George sporting a bandage which clearly is covering some sort of injury. Now let it not be me to reduce this column to smuttiness but my curiosity is aroused by the bandage being on the right hand. What could have [...]

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George Clooney’s Joke of the day

by Mike D. Wheeler August 5, 2009

So Paddy asks Murphy: “Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?” To which Murphy replies: “You thick idiot – If they fell forwards they’d still be in the fuckin’ boat.”

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