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‘Cry Tulisa And Let Slip The LOLS Galore’.

May 14, 2013 Celebrity

Cry Tulisa and let slip the LOLS galore because this is a an important moment in tabloid history. The Mirror’s 3AM column has made a funny. A joke. An amusing ditty. Emma Ledger writes that Tulisa’s new hair style, ‘looks a little reminiscent of spaniel’s ears’ Hahahahahaha! I doubt you if you’re much bothered by last […]

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Introducing My Little Pony’s Ass.

July 31, 2012 Celebrity

Yikes! Here’s a face that should come with the Andrex puppy hugging a vodka bottle. It would sure make you feel clean and pristine if you were sitting next to Imogen’s dirty ass. Oh what am I saying? This is a simple lesson in how to look like you’ve just fallen out of Tracy Emin’s vagina. […]

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Katie Price IS My Little Pony.

April 26, 2012 Celebrity

My bottom is whistling the My Little Pony theme tune for a good reason this morning. (See above.) Katie Price tweeted her latest hair creation last night and now everybody knows what wearing a majestic waterfall of golden and black strands actually looks like. Harvey on the other hand is probably wondering why the rotten orange he was […]

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Say Something Nice About Daniel’s Hair.

March 20, 2012 Celebrity

There comes a time in every writer’s life when you realize that working the bottle in bars is just a bore. I learned that a long old time ago, I’d rather sit at home (with a full whiskey bottle) and say something nice to somebody (my little dog). Daniel Radcliffe. What he lacks in height, […]

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