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Jennifer Aniston – Rung like a cheap dong

September 2, 2010
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Jennifer Aniston left her her pet goldfish Gerard and Bradley to fend for themselves last night and took her under used bits to The Sunset Tower Hotel where she dined with young offenders moustache, Mr Harry Morton.
Harry is fresh outta Lindsanity Lohan, Hayden Panittiere and the Viper room so presumably Jen checked Harry’s all clear [...]

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Jennifer Aniston – Spinster dreams of boil in the bag baby.

August 9, 2010
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When Lindsay “oh please please no not a week in jail” Lohan hit the skids, painted her nails fuck you fuchsia pink and joined Betties soaks in rehab, I felt desperate. Desperate for another sacrificial lamb to lampoon the shit out of.
So…. hats off to Hollywood for rallying round and finding a stand in idiot to [...]

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Lilly Allen pregnant- Aniston screams

August 5, 2010
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Los Angeles is about to wake to the sound of Jennifer Aniston screaming. As Jennifer hears the news that Lilly Allen is pregnant, she’ll no doubt reach for her Brangelina voodoo doll and shove a tampon straight into it’s eye.
For months she’d had Gerard Butler riding his Harley around LA until his nuts were whipped [...]

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Jennifer Aniston and Paris Hilton do knicker bocker glories

July 26, 2010
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For those that want some up gross and personal Jennifer Aniston gave a party of spontaneous skirt divers a glimpse of paradise when she flashed her thunder thighs and had photographers pervin-and-a-swervin.
Jennifer uses the time honored less is more technique, probably best suited for over the 40’s.
All done in the best possible taste of course, [...]

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Jennifer Aniston launches Lolavie, for free women everywhere.

July 21, 2010
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Jennifer Aniston’s new perfume LOLavie  ( Stands for ‘Look Out Lads A Vagina Is Empty’), was unleashed on London today.
During the ad campaign Jen posed topless showing everyone that her ‘eau de desperate‘  isn’t just for miserable spinsters.
Nope, LOLavie is for free women everywhere who want to flash their tits in public without worrying that [...]

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Jennifer Aniston looses Bra Wars to Brooklyn Decker

May 24, 2010

As Jennifer Aniston stepped onto the set of Just Go for it, she knew today was ‘battle of the breasts’.
Today was Bra Wars. Her opponent , Brooklyn Decker 12 years her junior.
Let battle commence, just go for it.
Both women put on their best smiles and took off the tops.
The bra wars didn’t last long. Woops [...]

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Jennifer Aniston: How to get a Taut Tummy from Smarting water.

May 19, 2010

Jennifer Aniston is plugging electrolyte-enhanced Smart Water. Electrolyte enhanced water?  Right you are then..
In the ad, Jennifer is pictured in her gym gear, baring her taut little tummy tum tum clutching a bottle of the ‘intelligent’ water.

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