Jennifer Aniston

An Act of Sluttery. Hosted by Jeniffer Aniston.

21.12.2011

To some in media law this may seem the kind of article to bring a plague of writs to infest my sorry ass until it’s forced to take a break from drilling holes into the souls of the innocent. Oh well. Underneath the pile of dead guinea pigs in Jennifer Aniston’s cellar there used to be [...]

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Jennifer Aniston is thinking about adopting me.

26.05.2011

I could have written this story for you yesterday but I was too busy writing an ‘adopt me’ letter to Jennifer Aniston. Yes yes, that’s right I’ve asked Miss Aniston to adopt me. In my letter I explained that I am happy to share with her cabbage patch dolls and will learn to take chinese [...]

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Norman Aniston is dead.

17.05.2011

Norman Aniston, Jennifer Aniston’s pet dog of 15 years has died. He died without leaving a will. Jennifer confirmed Norman’s passing in an interview in yesterday’s People. My dog Murphy (Golden spaniel) is devastated. He hasn’t moved from his bed since hearing the news. His beloved walkies treats or cats fail to stir him. He’s [...]

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Jennifer Aniston sucks sauce out of a banana.

12.05.2011

Sitting on my desk top are three picture stories. Ok, ok only two left now because I’ve used one of them (↑look up↑). Any milf giving suckery to a banana like she owns the place will always have a home right here. If that happens to be Jennifer Aniston she can come with her entire [...]

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Jennifer Aniston gets vibro boobed by Ellen

04.02.2011

Slap my face and call me Tina if this isn’t the funniest thing I’ve ever seen all day. Jennifer Aniston gets ‘vibro boobed’ by Ellen DeGeneres with two pieces of pulsating plastic. Ellens’ titamaboob delightfuls had Jennifer practically coming out of the closet and almost into her crotch. She crossed her legs real tight to [...]

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The Allure of Jennifer Aniston and a never ending story….

19.01.2011

I don’t know if this magazine do a line in face transplants or simply serve green tea with sellotape and string during photo shoots but what goes into the Allure studio sure as hell doesn’t come out. Jennifer Aniston went into the studio and a model hallucination came out. Nobody knows what happened to the Jennifer [...]

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Jennifer Aniston cast in Danish cartoon.

30.12.2010

WTF is America moaning about? Rupert Everett drops a little wrinkle bomb over the angelic foot of Jennifer Aniston and the entire American seeboard takes to their ipods like a herd of angry elephant seals outside a closed fish market. It’s true that Rupert took to BBC radio 4 yesterday and that he did indeed [...]