Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston – Rung like a cheap dong

by Mike D. Wheeler September 2, 2010
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Jennifer Aniston left her her pet goldfish Gerard and Bradley to fend for themselves last night and took her under used bits to The Sunset Tower Hotel where she dined with young offenders moustache, Mr Harry Morton. Harry is fresh outta Lindsanity Lohan, Hayden Panittiere and the Viper room so presumably Jen checked Harry’s all [...]

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Jennifer Aniston – Spinster dreams of boil in the bag baby.

by Mike D. Wheeler August 9, 2010
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When Lindsay Lohan hit the skids, painted her nails f**k you fuchsia pink and joined Betties soaks in rehab, I felt desperate. Desperate for another sacrificial lamb to lampoon the hell out of. So…. hats off to Hollywood for rallying round and finding a stand in idiot to replace the column inches Lindsanity made so easy to [...]

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Lilly Allen pregnant- Aniston screams

by Mike D. Wheeler August 5, 2010
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Los Angeles is about to wake to the sound of Jennifer Aniston screaming. As Jennifer hears the news that Lilly Allen is pregnant, she’ll no doubt reach for her Brangelina voodoo doll and shove a tampon straight into it’s eye. For months she’d had Gerard Butler riding his Harley around LA until his nuts were [...]

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Jennifer Aniston and Paris Hilton do knicker bocker glories

by Mike D. Wheeler July 26, 2010
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For those that want some up gross and personal Jennifer Aniston gave a party of spontaneous skirt divers a glimpse of paradise when she flashed her thunder thighs and had photographers pervin-and-a-swervin. Jennifer uses the time honored less is more technique, probably best suited for over the 40′s. All done in the best possible taste [...]

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Jennifer Aniston launches Lolavie, for free women everywhere.

by Mike D. Wheeler July 21, 2010

Jennifer Aniston’s new perfume LOLavie  ( Stands for ‘Look Out Lads A Vagina Is Empty’), was unleashed on London today. During the ad campaign Jen posed topless showing everyone that her ‘eau de desperate‘  isn’t just for miserable spinsters. Nope, LOLavie is for free women everywhere who want to flash their tits in public without [...]

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Jennifer Aniston looses Bra Wars to Brooklyn Decker

by Mike D. Wheeler May 24, 2010

As Jennifer Aniston stepped onto the set of Just Go for it, she knew today was ‘battle of the breasts’. Today was Bra Wars. Her opponent , Brooklyn Decker 12 years her junior. Let battle commence, just go for it. Both women put on their best smiles and took off the tops. The bra wars [...]

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Jennifer Aniston: How to get a Taut Tummy from Smarting water.

by Mike D. Wheeler May 19, 2010

Jennifer Aniston is plugging electrolyte-enhanced Smart Water. Electrolyte enhanced water?  Right you are then.. In the ad, Jennifer is pictured in her gym gear, baring her taut little tummy tum tum clutching a bottle of the ‘intelligent’ water.

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