jessica simpson

Who’s fattest Brits or Yanks?

25.11.2011

According to the European Union British women are orca-sized oafs from planet girth, says The Mail (who else) today. Yes, according to the European Union’s statistics agency Eurostat, 25% of British ladies are obese. They say that’s the highest percentage in Western Europe. Aaand yes naturally us chaps get it in the ass too, because according to the statistics 24% of [...]

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Caption this: “Short girl problems” by Jessica Simpson

27.10.2011

Are we to believe that summer flies water-lilies and all the diminutives of nature are to be found in Jessica Simpson’s bathroom? Jessica might have a face that makes dicks go boom but behind it she hides the mind of a disobedient child. What in the name of vain bibble babble is this picture meant to be saying about [...]

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Jessica Simpson – Fart tart in whoosh cali-boosh wedding

18.08.2010

Jessica Simpson and her boyfriend Eric Johnson are planning to get married ”on a beach at sunset”. Reports the National Enquirer: “She wants to have candles and torches surrounding them while they get married on a beach at sunset. “Both of them will be in white and her dress will be simple and floaty. Jessica’s Dad [...]

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Jessica Simpson Naked and baked

29.07.2010

John Mayer said once she went like a wounded rattle snake so do feel free to corporal punish my asse with a grannie stick if it’s wrong to point out that walking about in a see through orange cob-web could get a girl banged up or banged stupid. Now that the entire 175cl of Moscows [...]

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Jessica Simpson’s Breasts, a day dream.

13.05.2010

When UK politics is the only news getting column inches and one’s Editor is glued to BBC News 24, your writer is left wondering how Jessica Simpson‘s breasts might have saved the nation from a parliament on the brink of hanging itself. Rambling thoughts and day-dreaming by a writer bored out of his mind with [...]

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Jessica Simpson wears a Fat Suit to House Keeping bash

14.04.2010

JESSICA SIMPSON say Daisy Duke no more, no more, no more. Jessica IS collecting pounds faster than an old age pensioner having been told the Euro’s coming! Just the other day Jessica fooled the world when she put out to the media images of herself with a new hair cut. Everyone ran it, all were [...]

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Jessica Simpson: On John Mayer on Oprah

04.03.2010

Here it is, Jessica Simpson talks about that Playboy interview for the first time. John Mayer must feel a very lucky man today …. Jessica talks to Oprah Winfrey about her relationship with John, how she feels about the now infamous interview he gave to Playboy, her weight and other girlie kindsa stuff. The Mayer [...]