Katie Price

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Katie Price: Make My Wish Come True.

October 23, 2014 Entertainment

The moon-bow that passed across England last night was made by Harvey Price as he rolled his eyes at the madness and foolery that has become his mother. In London yesterday Katie Price, the Jane Austen of our time launched her 42nd ‘novel’ which she no doubt wrote all by herself with a feather quill while sitting […]

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Katie Price Takes Singing Lessons.

October 1, 2014 Entertainment

After her husband did her wrong by sharing his peenadoo with her trampy best friend, Katie Price would probably prefer to spend her time trolling male strip clubs for another husband. However she’s gotta put food on the table and keep that Botox closet stocked, so she’s going back to “work” today. In a WORLD EXCLUSIVE reported by Dan Wooton over at The Sun Katie is about […]

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Stupid Baby Names by Katie Price.

September 16, 2014 Entertainment

Katie Price’s new baby daughter has officially been named as BUNNY HAYLER and this picture on the cover of OK Magazine shows the paralysed look of a baby who’s just learned that it’s entire life will be tainted by the sound of it’s own name. I sincerely hope for this child’s sake that someone can invent time travel within the next […]

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Babies: Name Your Price…

August 5, 2014 Entertainment

The celebrity trend for announcing the birth of their babies on InstaWitter, FaceGram or TwitBook took a turn for the worse yesterday when Katie Price’s publicist, Lauren Lunn-Farrow stole her client’s magic minge moment by releasing this short statement via Twatter yesterday: This is viral marketing at it’s efficient best but don’t worry it won’t be long before Katie’s […]

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Rant On Katie Rant On….

July 23, 2014 Entertainment

Go ahead, start pouring that vodka into your bathtub now, because you’re going to have to soak your body in a whole lot of booze after you’ve read the latest chapter in the messy and sad marriage that has become Katie Price’s latest pay cheque. For over a week now Fleet Street’s literary journal of truth, The Sun […]

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Who Dis Woman, It Can’t be Katie Price.

June 4, 2014 Entertainment

Only an evil banshee without a soul could leave her hemorrhoid-faced boyfriend alone while she launched a product in exactly the same way that she launches everything – with a shameless stunt. As the paparazzi serenaded her with a chorus of “LOCK THE BITCH UPs” Katie Price walked into the Workx studios in London today to […]

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Kieran Speaks.

May 22, 2014 Entertainment

Before reading this article make yourself a cup of tea then sit yourself down and cross your legs while you read the sweet words of remorse of a man who committed himself to marriage with the word fuck-it. Kieran Hayler has spoken for the first time since it was revealed that he cheated on his pregnant […]

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Say Happy Birthday To Katie Price – Get Free Cake.

May 22, 2014 Entertainment

In honour of her 36th birthday, Katie Price is giving away free cake. You have until 10pm tonight to apply (or run like the wind if you’re Chanelle Hayes ) for your free slice by tweeting the magic words “Happy Birthday” to Katie’s Twitter page. The offer is only valid while supplies last, so you better storm up to […]

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Katie Price: Another One Bites The Dust.

May 7, 2014 Entertainment

I’d like to be the last person in the entire bloggersphere to post about everyone’s favourite bangaholic, Katie Price announcing that her 16-month-old marriage to part-time stripper, Kieran Hayler is about as dead as the feeling in her nipples after they’ve been rotated a dozen times. The truth is that when the news came through I […]

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Katie Price: Significantly Pregnant With The 5TH.

May 4, 2014 Entertainment

If social services ever visit Katie Price’s house of bad decisions they’ll wonder why her 11-year-old son Harvey is standing in the corner with a frozen look on his face and a Magic Eraser in his hand. This is why. Harvey uses his Magic Eraser to rub away the dark images that form inside his head whenever […]

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Please Excuse My Beautiful Moment. By Katie Price.

March 4, 2014 Entertainment

I’m sorry I’m a little late with this one but you’re going to wish you were in a really good place emotionally before you look too closely at Katie Price’s entry for the WOWIE photo contest. The last thing anyone needs to do right now is to turn green and then race off to see […]

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Friends Reunited.

February 21, 2014 Entertainment

It’s always a sad thing when a tiny Northern cockatoo and a screeching Southern parrot can’t make it work.  So, in news that’s had me cackling like a hyena on helium, I am delighted to say that Kerry Katona and Katie Price are the best of friends again.   You’ll remember how, back in 2007, their […]

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Has Katie Price Retired?

February 19, 2014 Entertainment

Anyone who has breathed oxygen has seen Katie Price’s nipples. Anyone who has run screaming from the room after getting email #3,465 from LinkedIn has seen Katie Price’s nipples. Anyone who has visited Pornhub has seen Katie Price’s nipples. We’ve all done these things so I’m guessing we’ve all seen Katie Price’s nipples. But no […]

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