Katie Price

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Please Excuse My Beautiful Moment. By Katie Price.

by Mike D.W March 4, 2014

I’m sorry I’m a little late with this one but you’re going to wish you were in a really good place emotionally before you look too closely at Katie Price’s entry for the WOWIE photo contest. The last thing anyone needs to do right now is to turn green and then race off to see […]

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Friends Reunited.

by Mike D.W February 21, 2014

It’s always a sad thing when a tiny Northern cockatoo and a screeching Southern parrot can’t make it work.  So, in news that’s had me cackling like a hyena on helium, I am delighted to say that Kerry Katona and Katie Price are the best of friends again.   You’ll remember how, back in 2007, their […]

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Has Katie Price Retired?

by Mike D.W February 19, 2014

Anyone who has breathed oxygen has seen Katie Price’s nipples. Anyone who has run screaming from the room after getting email #3,465 from LinkedIn has seen Katie Price’s nipples. Anyone who has visited Pornhub has seen Katie Price’s nipples. We’ve all done these things so I’m guessing we’ve all seen Katie Price’s nipples. But no […]

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FOR SALE: Pink Barbie Bus.

by Mike D.W December 22, 2013

Since whatever comes out of Katie Price’s mouth sounds like a rusty rag in a sex tape nobody should be surprised that she’s been tweeting loud slurping noises on her Twitter again. “Sad sale of my pink car, the spec I chose myself, lots of bling!! serious callers only.” MissKatiePrice/Twitter. The Mail on Sunday reports that Katie has […]

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iSmart and iStupid, Talk Katie Price While Eating Sweets.

by Mike D.W October 28, 2013

Yeah, it’s another slow-ass news day where none of the gossip sites have got anything going on. Nothing at all. At times like these I sit here, drink tea and amuse my ass by typing stupid shit into Google in the hope of finding something funny. When I typed the words Katie Price and Thick into YouTube, […]

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Katie Price: Guess What?

by Mike D.W October 13, 2013

Katie Price is a jack-of-all-trades. She’s a woman with extremely large fake breasts. She’s a singer, an author, a model and she also has her own range of perfumes, because who wouldn’t want to smell like a woman who got famous by posing nude? But like most celebrities without much talent, she also has a column in The Sun-on-Sunday. […]

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Katie Price, Worried Over Explicit Photos. Part 69.

by Mike D.W September 17, 2013

You would think it would go without saying, but you can’t go around selling photographs of people having sex without their consent. Sexually explicit pictures have to meet very strict laws. That’s why I can’t sell my documentary called, ‘My Topless Neighbour Through The Keyhole’   Here’s the real story. Yesterday Katie Price confirmed that she […]

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Well Well Well, It’s Jet Riviera.

by Mike D.W August 18, 2013

Well well well, haven’t The Sun-on-Sunday opened our mornings with a rambling monologue full of DRAMA today. I’ve had to stop sitting in the corner of a dark room shivering at the thought of Jasmine Lennard destroying Max George’s reputation with a bunch of lock-box secrets, in order to post a little something for you […]

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The Pain In Spain. Katie Price Rushed To Hospital.

by Mike D.W August 11, 2013

While I was dreaming of tip-toeing through a field of tulips with Charles Saatchi (I really was) Katie Price was being rushed to hospital in Spain. This is how it went down. At 1am in the morning Katie Price was on the terrace of her villa, drinking tea and laughing at pictures of Kelly Brook when […]

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Katie Price: “Don’t let Me Get The Spoon Out To You…..”

by Mike D.W July 14, 2013

I don’t have to remind anyone that life is just a game that we all play but if this story from the Mail doesn’t have you heading backwards into the fetal position as you remember how the words “Don’t let me get the spoon out to you” once meant something very horrible was about to […]

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Katie Price Denies Tweet-Pimping For Money.

by Mike D.W July 9, 2013

When I dropped by the Mirror’s web-site earlier today my eyeballs contracted and then curled up into the fetal position and that could only mean one thing: another Katie Price promotion. The Mirror are reporting how Katie has been putting her Twitter-Twatter to good use by shamelessly tweet-pimping an adult dating site owned by her brother Daniel. […]

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Elegance Has A Name….

by Mike D.W June 19, 2013

I’m sorry, I missed this yesterday. It seems that Katie Price has once again embarked on a journey of elegance. The journey started in London with Katie promoting her latest literary masterpiece, He’s The One. I have no idea what this He’s The One book is all about but the Daily Mail are reporting it’s Katie’s way of telling […]

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Oh PriceyTube! Priceless Not.

by Mike D.W June 11, 2013

Katie Price has announced that very soon she’ll be giving birth to a new British national treasure. Yes, Katie’s gift to the nation will be PriceyTube, her very own YouTube channel and guess what? She’ll only be charging a pound to watch it. The Sun have got the inside on this one today and are saying that Katie’s […]

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