Katie Price

#Cangate: Lies without a face. Part Four.

11.01.2012

#Cangate Part Four: All the angels in heaven have called in sick today, because they’re devastated at the news brought to them by The Daily Mirror. Yes, The Mirror’s news bunny Clemmie Moody has brought the sad news that despite the nations hopes of a reconciliation between Katie Price and Peter Andre their orange love is looking [...]

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Love is Restored: Katie and Leandro Back Together.

03.01.2012

Katie Price apparently dumped baby faced Leandro Penna because he was not eager enough between the sheets. Was anyone interested helping the lady out? No. Since then the UK’s male population has been praying for Katie’s Range Rover to take a wrong turn into a strict Sharia law district where they might mistake her for a [...]

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Ho leggings. By Kate Price.

23.12.2011

I don’t want Katie Price to karate chop my adam’s apple when I call her an orca-sized oaf but what in the name of ho leggings is this she’s wearing? Katie stepped out last night for a ‘bitch in a champagne flute’ session at the Mayfair Hotel in London. Now if you’ve ever seen your Mom dressed [...]

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Things You Need To Know about Peter’s genitals and Katie Price today.

21.12.2011

After putting his marriage to Katie Price under a guillotine and beheaded it Peter Andre then took a vow of celibacy to allow his genitals time to cool down. The following year he was named the “Daddies Sauce Daddy of the Year.” I know, but ever since then Peter has kept his genitals to himself. I find [...]

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Kate Price: Police commissioner !

12.12.2011

Slap me or stick an ice cube up my ass because I don’t know what I’m looking at here. According to yesterday’s Observer Katie Price has applied to become a crime commissioner. This could mean she’ll get to appoint her local chief constable, set police budgets and here’s the best bit, SET POLICE PRIORITIES. For full story go here. If [...]

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Katie Price: This will puncture your eyeballs.

11.12.2011

Bitches may wish to put down their cups of tea and comment on why the sight of Katie Price has now become the sight of Jodie Marsh. Yes, jealous bitches may once have kicked themselves for not getting their ass cheeks permanently transplanted on their chests but now it seems they’ll need to work real hard if they [...]

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Katie Price spotted with 19 year-old.

05.12.2011

Welcome to another slow-ass Monday where so far all I can find to entertain you with is Katie Price who failed to give us a glimpse of her vintage crotch on Saturday night. We all know how she’s the master of crotch performances but in this picture she looks like she’s trying to suffocate it. Poor [...]