Katie Price

Katie Price’s Nanny About To Lose Her Little Wooden Home.

by Mike D.W May 6, 2013

Katie Price is not smiling heart-shapes today. No sir, Katie’s frowning like a sulky duck because her local council say they might have to evict Harvey’s nanny from her little wooden home at the bottom of the garden. (I know, but this is all I can find for your asses this morning, news is slow.) [...]

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The Wedding Singer: Lets Give Katie Price A ‘Well Done Pat On The Head’ For This One.

by Mike D.W April 19, 2013

Katie Price’s new husband, Kieran whatshisname has uploaded pictures from their wedding album to YouTube. In the video Katie’s display of sheer swan-like elegance make William and Kate’s wedding pictures look like they were taken at a mud wrestling bout held in a Burger King party room. Such is the grace and delicacy that Katie displays in this [...]

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For Sale: One Pink Piece Of Trash Range Rover.

by Mike D.W April 2, 2013

Whenever I pass a Poundland, the shop that sells everything from a kitchen sink to your Mum’s favourite underwear I often go in. I go in because I’m nasty and will buy anything from bootleg bubble wrap to igloo window cleaner. I do this because I know that one day I’m going to need all that [...]

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From The House Of Katie Price Comes The Pinked Up Pin Up Of My Little Pony.

by Mike D.W March 26, 2013

What’s messier than a mess? No it’s not a joke, it’s this picture of Katie Price above. It’s bad enough that she forces us to think about all her nasty videos, but this? A pinked up pin up of My Little Pony? I can live with her pole dancing and all the other vomit inducing messes [...]

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Bitch Wars: Katie verses Katie.

by Mike D.W March 24, 2013

Katie Price is popping every balloon at Katie Green’s party today, because she’s not going to sit around and let her spit out lies about her drug taking days. The Sun are reporting that when Katie Green was hard at work on Loaded TV’s Looser Women show the Wonderbra model said that Price’s disabled son [...]

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Katie Price: Alex Reid Stole My Phone.

by Mike D.W March 17, 2013

Reading that headline took you more time than what it will take Alex Reid to grace a police camera with his mug-shot, prance into a holding cell, and then waltz out of the station again before the ink has dried on his arrest sheet. Yes, when you mix dumb bitch, no shame and a mind cut with [...]

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The People Say Katie Price Has A Little Traveller In Her Genes.

by Mike D.W March 10, 2013

When I first photographed (nsfw) Katie Price for the Daily Star back in ’98 I noticed how she always squeezed her own boobs. Women who squeeze their own boobs are much hotter than women who don’t. Note to women who want to look hot: squeeze your own boobs. Somebody at the Sunday People has spent a [...]

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Katie Price: Pregnant Again!

by Mike D.W February 24, 2013

That sound you’re hearing, which sounds like a Velcro zip slowly coming apart, is Katie Price’s voice being played in slow motion. Speed it up and you’ll hear the words, “I’m pregnant.” Yes it’s true, Katie announced in The Sun today that she will soon resemble a python that swallowed a buffalo after turning husband Keiran [...]

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Bitch Wars: These Two Again.

by Mike D.W February 15, 2013

FINALLY, something interesting has happened. Somewhere between fifty million Blade Runner articles and watching paint dry, The Sun has pulled a little gem out of their no-nos that will make all our black hearts smirk with satisfaction. The Sun reports that their columnist, Katie Price has aimed a bitch slap at her arch rival Jodie Marsh [...]

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Katie Price: Priceless.

by Mike D.W February 6, 2013

What I love about Twitter is that it gives us all the ability to tweet a dumb-ass with the occasional, “What the hell is wrong with you?“ What I don’t understand is why you would want to wash a few layers of ego from your reputation by tweeting this bowel movement from Katie Price. I don’t know [...]

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Either Or.

by Mike D.W January 29, 2013

I’ve been scanning my RSS feeds ALL day. For news. Gossip. Interesting. Relevant. Either or. That’s a lie. I haven’t. Eventually, I found these two pretty maids (Natalie Cassidy and Katie Price) sitting above each other on the mailonline website. It was like seeing a bloated bag of bad decisions and an eye rolling gift all [...]

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Katie Price. What The Butler Saw.

by Mike D.W January 25, 2013

Last week a butler at the Royal Sandals hotel was wondering what a rotten orange with the hair of a My Little Pony and the eyelashes of a house brush was doing at his up market hostelry in the Bahamas. So he asked it. “Are you a porn star,” he enquired of the orange. As the lash glue trickled [...]

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Murphy’s Paw: A Post About Katie Price And The Heartbreak Hotel.

by Mike D.W January 20, 2013

Ever since I told Little Spaniel Dog Murphy that Mistress HiDs was due home from LA he’s been sitting in the front porch. Since Friday. He said the door needed guarding to make sure crack-head Roy from next door doesn’t come in. Murphy. Silly little dog, but he sure does know the rules. HiDs banned [...]

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