Katie Price

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Rant On Katie Rant On….

July 23, 2014 Celebrity

Go ahead, start pouring that vodka into your bathtub now, because you’re going to have to soak your body in a whole lot of booze after you’ve read the latest chapter in the messy and sad marriage that has become Katie Price’s latest pay cheque. For over a week now Fleet Street’s literary journal of truth, The Sun […]

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Who Dis Woman, It Can’t be Katie Price.

June 4, 2014 Celebrity

Only an evil banshee without a soul could leave her hemorrhoid-faced boyfriend alone while she launched a product in exactly the same way that she launches everything – with a shameless stunt. As the paparazzi serenaded her with a chorus of “LOCK THE BITCH UPs” Katie Price walked into the Workx studios in London today to […]

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Kieran Speaks.

May 22, 2014 Celebrity

Before reading this article make yourself a cup of tea then sit yourself down and cross your legs while you read the sweet words of remorse of a man who committed himself to marriage with the word fuck-it. Kieran Hayler has spoken for the first time since it was revealed that he cheated on his pregnant […]

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Say Happy Birthday To Katie Price – Get Free Cake.

May 22, 2014 Celebrity

In honour of her 36th birthday, Katie Price is giving away free cake. You have until 10pm tonight to apply (or run like the wind if you’re Chanelle Hayes ) for your free slice by tweeting the magic words “Happy Birthday” to Katie’s Twitter page. The offer is only valid while supplies last, so you better storm up to […]

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Katie Price: Another One Bites The Dust.

May 7, 2014 Celebrity

I’d like to be the last person in the entire bloggersphere to post about everyone’s favourite bangaholic, Katie Price announcing that her 16-month-old marriage to part-time stripper, Kieran Hayler is about as dead as the feeling in her nipples after they’ve been rotated a dozen times. The truth is that when the news came through I […]

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Katie Price: Significantly Pregnant With The 5TH.

May 4, 2014 Celebrity

If social services ever visit Katie Price’s house of bad decisions they’ll wonder why her 11-year-old son Harvey is standing in the corner with a frozen look on his face and a Magic Eraser in his hand. This is why. Harvey uses his Magic Eraser to rub away the dark images that form inside his head whenever […]

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Please Excuse My Beautiful Moment. By Katie Price.

March 4, 2014 Celebrity

I’m sorry I’m a little late with this one but you’re going to wish you were in a really good place emotionally before you look too closely at Katie Price’s entry for the WOWIE photo contest. The last thing anyone needs to do right now is to turn green and then race off to see […]

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Friends Reunited.

February 21, 2014 Celebrity

It’s always a sad thing when a tiny Northern cockatoo and a screeching Southern parrot can’t make it work.  So, in news that’s had me cackling like a hyena on helium, I am delighted to say that Kerry Katona and Katie Price are the best of friends again.   You’ll remember how, back in 2007, their […]

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Has Katie Price Retired?

February 19, 2014 Celebrity

Anyone who has breathed oxygen has seen Katie Price’s nipples. Anyone who has run screaming from the room after getting email #3,465 from LinkedIn has seen Katie Price’s nipples. Anyone who has visited Pornhub has seen Katie Price’s nipples. We’ve all done these things so I’m guessing we’ve all seen Katie Price’s nipples. But no […]

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FOR SALE: Pink Barbie Bus.

December 22, 2013 Celebrity Cars

Since whatever comes out of Katie Price’s mouth sounds like a rusty rag in a sex tape nobody should be surprised that she’s been tweeting loud slurping noises on her Twitter again. “Sad sale of my pink car, the spec I chose myself, lots of bling!! serious callers only.” MissKatiePrice/Twitter. The Mail on Sunday reports that Katie has […]

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iSmart and iStupid, Talk Katie Price While Eating Sweets.

October 28, 2013 Celebrity

Yeah, it’s another slow-ass news day where none of the gossip sites have got anything going on. Nothing at all. At times like these I sit here, drink tea and amuse my ass by typing stupid shit into Google in the hope of finding something funny. When I typed the words Katie Price and Thick into YouTube, […]

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Katie Price: Guess What?

October 13, 2013 Celebrity

Katie Price is a jack-of-all-trades. She’s a woman with extremely large fake breasts. She’s a singer, an author, a model and she also has her own range of perfumes, because who wouldn’t want to smell like a woman who got famous by posing nude? But like most celebrities without much talent, she also has a column in The Sun-on-Sunday. […]

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Katie Price, Worried Over Explicit Photos. Part 69.

September 17, 2013 Celebrity

You would think it would go without saying, but you can’t go around selling photographs of people having sex without their consent. Sexually explicit pictures have to meet very strict laws. That’s why I can’t sell my documentary called, ‘My Topless Neighbour Through The Keyhole’   Here’s the real story. Yesterday Katie Price confirmed that she […]

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