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Katie Price – “I go like an ugly fat woman.”

August 17, 2010
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There’s just no end to it. Gobber job Katie Price has opened her great mouthgina again and is rapidly becoming NSFW.
I don’t know if she got out of bed and slipped over an old implant or if Alex slapped her round the ear with his cock but the Guardian Newspaper isn’t the place to discuss [...]

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Katie Price – “and then I went and spoilt it all by saying something stupid,”

August 13, 2010
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Every time Katie Price visits the ladies to lift her tits out of her knickers she looks in the mirror and thinks of something stupid to say.
“If I could be a forensic detective I would.”
Dumb bitch syndrome struck again as the gibber-gummie hit full speed ahead and revealed on The Michael Ball Show that she would [...]

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Katie Price – Performs vagina cartwheels, finds herself Expendable

August 11, 2010
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“They won’t let me in.”
Guess who got refused entry to VIP at The Expendables after party? Katie Price. Why – for being at her ‘I’m a fuckin’ idiot’ best is why.
Get this, she turned up to The Expendables after party looking like a thing in a bag, then spends 10 minutes porn posing some [...]

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Katie Price – Chat room earn whore

August 6, 2010
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GOB CHAT ! If that’s what you want, buy yourself a months worth of gobber gibber from Katie the Price is right.
Yes indeed ladies and gentlemen, for £2:00 per month you can sign up for an entire months ear bashing direct from KP’s chat room follies.
Rupert M of Sky ‘go to the ads’ fame will [...]

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Katie Price – Kerching, denies split reports Kerching !!!!

August 2, 2010
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Oh dear The Star Sunday what have you done? Don’t you know Sunday is not a day Katie Price should be operating heavy machinery, (like reading a newspaper) and Katies’ two most feared words in the dictionary are Reid & Split.
And you lot went and used them both, on a Sunday. Everyone knows a tiny [...]

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Katie Price – Wears her Sunday best tits in Paradise

July 29, 2010
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Oh is this different. We haven’t seen bonga monga Katie Price in a bathing suit and stripper heels since her singles awareness nights in Ibiza.
Here she is, the Katie Price we all know and kinda love, eyebrows from paintball, make up from pie n mash and hair extensions by hair of the dog.
Her tits continue [...]

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Alex Reid and Katie Price may get arrested over wedding day punch up.

July 28, 2010
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Katie Price and Alex Reid may face charges and arrest over the ‘punch-a-pap’ entertainment held during their wedding in Surrey on July 3rd.
Cops are investigating the ‘ninja’s day out’ after seeing footage of Alex’s security mates exchanging the time of day with photographers on ITV2 show Katie and Alex for better or worse.
As the diligent boys [...]

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