Katie Price

Katie Price: True Love Tweets.

by Mike D. Wheeler April 2, 2012
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That thud you just heard was the sound of the universe breaking it’s heart. Yes, the universe is dying all around us today after a million giant holes were pierced in it’s soul as it watched Twitter deliver this, the latest tweet from Katie Price. I don’t know if I want this to be a late April Fool’s [...]

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Katie Price: Lost Ticket Has Tantrum.

by Mike D. Wheeler March 29, 2012
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Finally I can put behind me the day when I peeked into the wardrobe where (I thought) my parents had hidden my Christmas presents. Guess what? It was empty as grandmas underwear! Mr P posted me a gift today with an article about Katie Price getting stuck in a car park. It’s not only a gift to [...]

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Katie Price’s Tacky Trampy Tattoo.

by Mike D. Wheeler March 27, 2012
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You know there’s a reason why tattoo rhymes with poo right? Not that I’m saying Katie Price’s tattoo is poo because hers is more of a popped hemorrhoid with eyes. Clueless teens getting tattoos of a Nintendo character I do kinda get but I think it’s tragic that people like Katie have nothing better to do with their time [...]

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Katie Price: Wins Mum Of The Year, Now Say Something Nice….

by Mike D. Wheeler March 16, 2012
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I’ve never written a Say Something Nice article but my one remaining brain cell has begged for mercy. It needs a break from slinging shlock gossip so when I saw these pictures from the Foxy Bingo mother of the year photocall I knew it was a gift. At first I thought featuring Katie Price in my first “Say Something [...]

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Katie Refused Entry To Hunger Games.

by Mike D. Wheeler March 15, 2012
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That sound you hear, which doesn’t sound unlike a Velcro fly coming apart, is Katie Price screaming injustices at her Twitter page after being refused entry to the Hunger Games premiere last night. Katie was just about able to keep her pantyhose-clad knees together long enough to strut down the red carpet, but after refusing to hand in [...]

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Alex Reid Might Be Cheating..

by Mike D. Wheeler March 11, 2012
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I was not raised to lie, cheat, or steal so saying “Welcome to my Facebook” to models that double as escorts on Twitter is like saying welcome to my new home. Chantelle Houghton will be teaching us how to make organic stew using clumps of Amy Willerton‘s hair, (she won Katie Price’s TV model show) after she caught [...]

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Katie Price: How Could This Not Win Britain’s Got Talent?

by Mike D. Wheeler March 3, 2012
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Right before Katie Price declared she can sing circles around most popular female artists her singing voice was listed as a torture device by the U.N. AND Katie can’t even lip-synch, a walrus with a mouth full of bricks can lip synch better than her ass! Katie already knows that she dances like a terrorist threat [...]

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