Katy perry

Russell In Get Back Together Again Talks With Katy.

16.01.2012

She always tries way to hard to look like a Smurfette and he just looks like he was born in an oil slick yet according to reports Katy Perry and Russell Brand are meeting for crisis talks in Los Angeles. Katy’s thinking she’s going to slap Russell round the head with her King James until archangels make [...]

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A true story, Katy Perry gets horny over The Queen.

20.10.2011

My issue with Katy Perry is that she has a weirdy/freaky side, she must have to mate up with someone who looks like a brand new STD. The fact is that Katy sounds as dumb as a breathing stone and about as interesting as a wet noodle, neither of which helps her case much. Back [...]

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Katy Perry, an ironic irrigation or a WTF is she wearing?

15.10.2011

I know that Katy Perry is all about tit and tat but when she shows up to work dressed like a fat toddler from the 1980s then I think someone needs to held accountable. Seriously, even the plastic surgeon who scooped out Madonna’s backside would say she’s looking more and more like an inside out Barbie doll [...]

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Katy Perry gets jabbed in the butt, with Lily Allen.

02.05.2011

I’ve really got to get that boy Laden off my front page but it’s hard to know what to replace him with. He’s so gangsta right now. . Lilly Allen says it’s her birthday but it isn’t. The Daily Mirror have lost their picture desk but so what? And and and…. oh there’s this >> [...]

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Katy Perry: Rant attack and back !

23.02.2011

Katy ‘wise elder’ Perry here has taken to Twitter to call the media filth. She also accuses them of causing the deterioration of a generation. Obviously she doesn’t mean me, but the compulsion to respond is overwhelming. I can’t help it, I just have to. This is how Katy profiles herself on her Twitter page, ’i kissed [...]

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The trouble with Brand.

10.02.2011

You know if you’re in couple rehab after four months you’re not gonna make your first anniversary and there’s no point in calling Katie from Woldingham for any advice, she didn’t make hers either. When Russell Brand tweeted Katy Perry with no make up he made the world laugh and cry in equal amounts. I [...]

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Katy Perry slams blasphemous Madonna.

18.01.2011

When Katy Perry starts banging on about blasphemy in music she needs to remind herself that nobody outside Karbul gives a flying rats ass what she feels about Gaga sucking a roseary or Madonna taking it in the ass from Jesus. Katy said: “For me, spirituality is something very important and I don’t like it [...]