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Katy Perry – Beach boys and California gurls

August 6, 2010
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Everyone has a natural vocation in life. Some are born to act, others natural sportsmen, some lien towards making us laugh. And some are just born to be natural born idiots. Mike Love, 69 and Brian Wilson, 68 are two such men.
These pensioners are former members of iconic 60’s band The Beachboys.
One morning, as the [...]

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Katy Perry – “I didn’t f**k a girl with a crucifix”

August 4, 2010
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And in her dream she was all alone on a beach in nothing but her pantyhose.
I’ve tried dreaming this one too but never get to that sodding beach with Katy Perry in her underwear. I always get the school one, you know it, sitting in class in your skiddies. Hate it.
I digress, Katy is in [...]

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Listen to Katy Perry’s Teenage Dream (or listen to dolphins)

July 23, 2010
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California Gurl, Katy Perry releases more girl scout juice from the bubble-gum box with her latest tune, Teenage Dream.
It’s been sometime since my soundaphonic memory was filled with the sound of a teenage dream, but I don’t recall them ever sounding like Flipper (that Australian dolphin) swallowing a pair of handlebars.
This Teenage Dream gives classic high-pitched [...]

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Katy Perry blows Russell’s World Cup

July 1, 2010
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Katy Perry says she kept Russell Brand away from the World cup by providing a little adult entertainment.
The ‘California Gurls‘ singer says her abilities in the bedroom mean Brand will always prefer her to football.
She said in an interview with Real Radio:

“Oh, I’m a World Cup widow. It’s been tough,”
“What did Russell say [...]

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OOPs, Katy Perry has another lesbian moment

June 29, 2010
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Katy Perry is pressing the girl button again. This time she’s tweeted of a ‘lesbian moment’ when she met Cheryl Cole during the Dublin auditions of The X Factor.
“I wish Cheryl Cole tweeted, she was a sweeeeetie pateeetie today. (girl crush alert).”
This is all a bit co-incidental isn’t it.
Only last week we reported that Russell [...]

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Eh squire Katy Perry topless

June 28, 2010
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Katy Perry has appeared topless in the UK edition of Esquire magazine.
We could have brought you the entire photo-shoot we would. But we couldn’t so you’ll have to be happy as Larry with this cover shot.
Russell Brand, went home after watching England get jackbooted out of the World Cup. He found solice and comfort as [...]

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Katy Perry wants Rihanna to strip and tease at hen party

June 21, 2010
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Katy Perry wants her friend Rihanna to strip and tease at her hennette party.
In an interview with Nina Chantelle bad girl Katy explains exactly what she wants Rihanna to do at her upcoming fembash before she weds British comic Russell Brand.

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