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The trouble with Brand.

by Mike D. Wheeler February 10, 2011
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You know if you’re in couple rehab after four months you’re not gonna make your first anniversary and there’s no point in calling Katie from Woldingham for any advice, she didn’t make hers either. When Russell Brand tweeted Katy Perry with no make up he made the world laugh and cry in equal amounts. I [...]

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Katy Perry slams blasphemous Madonna.

by Mike D. Wheeler January 18, 2011
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When Katy Perry starts banging on about blasphemy in music she needs to remind herself that nobody outside Karbul gives a flying rats ass what she feels about Gaga sucking a roseary or Madonna taking it in the ass from Jesus. Katy said: “For me, spirituality is something very important and I don’t like it [...]

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Katy Perry: Picture of a life less ordinary

by Mike D. Wheeler December 31, 2010
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Katie Perry’s face pictured in a life less ordinary. Every time I even point a camera at my women folk I am reminded that I am still under contract. Me, a paparazzi (former) has been very royally spoken to about pointing cameras at my women folk. They’ve all explained, in words of one syllable, what [...]

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Tiger Tiger crashes Brand/Perry wedding

by Mike D. Wheeler October 25, 2010
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RUSSELL BRAND and KATY PERRY WEDDING CRASHED BY TIGER.  Four of India’s hardest men spotted a tiger trying to crash Russell Brand and Katy Perry’s wedding at the weekend. Apparently some of the perimeter guard surrounding the wedding celebrations held in the Ranthambore National Park India were placed on ‘tiger watch’ because Maharaja a giant male [...]

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Hot Slut of the Day – Katy Perry

by Mike D. Wheeler September 7, 2010
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Hot slut of the day for 7th Sept is Katy Perry. If you don’t know why Katy Perry wears the hot slut badge today then you should spit that call girl crotch off your mouth, take off those pampers and start sparkly dancing in your Mom’s stilettos, ‘cos Katy Perry is today’s Hot Slut because [...]

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Katy Perry – Beach boys and California gurls

by Mike D. Wheeler August 6, 2010
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Everyone has a natural vocation in life. Some are born to act, others natural sportsmen, some lien towards making us laugh. And some are just born to be natural born idiots. Mike Love, 69 and Brian Wilson, 68 are two such men. These pensioners are former members of iconic 60′s band The Beachboys. One morning, [...]

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Katy Perry – “I didn’t f**k a girl with a crucifix”

by Mike D. Wheeler August 4, 2010
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And in her dream she was all alone on a beach in nothing but her pantyhose. I’ve tried dreaming this one too but never get to that sodding beach with Katy Perry in her underwear. I always get the school one, you know it, sitting in class in your skiddies. Hate it. I digress, Katy [...]

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