Kim Kardashian

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Lets Be Proud Of Kim Kardashian Today.

by Mike D.W April 2, 2014

Guess who’s just turned into a bunch of internet meanies today. In a piece by Hanna Flint the world’s most wonderful website, MailonLine have thrown sarcasm and sneers all over their raison d’etre, Kim Kardashian. You can read the whole article here but if you’re expecting to see pictures of Kim’s Thai holiday apartment awash with morning after pills, bloody […]

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Here’s Another Kardashain Promotion From The Mailonline.

by Mike D.W April 1, 2014

As the beaming sun bathes London in a glorious bright light we find that once again the fat injected backside of Kim Kardashian has waddled onto the web-pages of the hallowed Mailonline. Oh I know, the Mailonline is supposed to be the biggest brightest boldest website in all the known universe but their daily promotion of […]

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Kim Kardashian: Two Disasters For The Price Of One.

by Mike D.W March 26, 2014

Where to start? There are two disaster stories in one here and they both begin with Kim Kardashian talking gobbledegook nonsense on the Late Night with Seth Meyers show on Tuesday night. One story – Kim’s Dress Disaster. As Kim leaves the TV studio I’m forced to ask, “What the hell is she wearing?” Was that Miss Piggy […]

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Anna Wintour Explains The Mess She Made Of Vogue’s April Cover.

by Mike D.W March 23, 2014

The internet exploded into a massive ball of anger this weekend in response to the news that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian had replaced Kate Upton on Vogue Magazine’s April cover. April’s cover also started some shit with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. So, Anna Wintour took time out from editing the next issue of Vogue with Gemma Collins on the cover (she so wishes) to release an […]

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Celebrity Nobody.

by Mike D.W February 20, 2014

Watching digital photo artist @Celebs_on_Crack take a hardened politician’s photograph and then deface it until the politico’s trying-not-to-look-gay face oozes puss and lachrymal matter from blood-red eyes is a bit like watching an escort girl expel toothpaste after a particularly busy conference weekend at London’s Excel Centre. Nobody quite knows how Celebs_on_Crack creates his digital disfigurements but anybody remotely famous […]

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Kim Kardashian Thinks This Is One Fat Ass.

by Mike D.W February 11, 2014

OH, WHERE DO I BEGIN?! When you get to the immigration desk at LAX airport before entering America, an official takes your passport and tells you to turn around and push it out. If you don’t have a double-whopper ass stretching the very limits of the fabric covering it (see above) then forget all about Sunset […]

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True Giving – by Kim Kardashian.

by Mike D.W December 11, 2013

A few weeks ago we heard how Kim Kardashian had pulled her fat head out of her ass just long enough to do a good thing in this world. Yes, we were told how Kim had thrown a sack of her old clothes at her eBay page so as to benefit the victims of that awful typhoon in the Philippines. […]

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Kanye West: Master of Time, Space and Dumbentia.

by Mike D.W October 24, 2013

Since I’m no royalist (and don’t write for the Daily Mail) I couldn’t give a dick in the dark that William and Kate christened their tongueless clapper-clawed incontinent yesterday. So given that another boring-ass news day is upon us lets talk about that ridiculous roguish miscreant, Kayne West instead. Yesterday I took time out from […]

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More About Kim Kardashian’s Butt.

by Mike D.W October 21, 2013

After leaving her powerhouse bumchasm all over Instagram last week, Kim Kardashian is celebrating her return to the ‘fatbulous’ pages of the Daily Mirror today by making herself look like a traumatised sea lion who’s been strapped into a straight jacket. Yes, Kim has joined forces with the urchin-snouted lout, photographer Terry Richardson and together they’ve pushed out a […]

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Kim Kardashian and Helen Flanagan, Dumber and Dumber.

by Mike D.W October 17, 2013

Kim Kardashian has spent more time on her Instagram today posting a ‘selfie’ of her fat ass in a swimsuit. The picture (above) isn’t in artistic black and white but looking at it, well it’s like we’re in some fancy art gallery somewhere and Kim is a beautiful and enchanting princess from a fairy tale. With […]

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Paris Fashion Week: Well Well Well Just Look Who Kim Kardashian Is With.

by Dolly Molly October 2, 2013

Hello my name is Dolly Molly. I’ve posted on NMi once before but as Mike D. W has taken another fanciful trip to buy a fat German hausfraus car at some auction, I’ve got the chance to write ‘gay fish galore’ all over the middle of NMi’s content section. As it’s Paris Fashion Week I’ve taken it upon […]

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Kayne West Charged With Assault And Battery.

by Mike D.W September 14, 2013

Remember last July when a paparazzi at LAX airport started talking to Kayne West? How Kayne tried to shut his pap-ass mouth up by screaming, “Don’t ever talk to me AGAIN”  just before throwing the cameraman to the ground and then battering him with his furious fists of fury?  TMZ are reporting that when West threw the pap […]

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The News In Two Or Three Words.

by Mike D.W June 21, 2013

Today is not even the tip of the iceberg in terms of my meteoric expectations, because now I have my heart set on the greatest of all my career moves – a writers job over at AngryBritain.com. I blame London. Seriously, outside of the gruesome gangland style murders and the 8 million street urchins, my side […]

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