Kim Kardashian

Call This Fat? Only You Can Say.

by Mike D.W May 8, 2013

US Weekly can take a bow now and exit stage left, because they’ve outdone themselves with that headline. Twinning ‘You Call This Fat‘ with a picture of Kim Kardashian looking like a food hall trash can filled with tons of delicious junk is the work of a pure genius. Now I’m all for a pregnant woman releasing herself [...]

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MTV Movie Awards: Dress Disasters.

by Mike D.W April 15, 2013

Pictures like these call for a Dress Disasters post. I know, my dull mind just can’t comprehend the level of artistic genius trying to get a majority share of the attention as they posed in front of the cameras at last night’s MTV Movie Awards. I’d never heard of Rebel Wilson (above) until last night. So I looked her up [...]

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You’d Think: Kim Kardashian, A Priceless Gift.

by Mike D.W April 8, 2013

You’d think that Kim Kardashian was a priceless gift. You’d think that God would be gazing down on his prized heifer and loving her more each day. You’d think. You’d think that The Mail would courier a heart-shaped box of chocolates to whoever is dressing her nowadays in appreciation of them making this messy-ass mess look even more ridiculous than the last time [...]

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Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage: Say Something Nice.

by Mike D.W April 4, 2013

Cleavage pictures like this one call for a ‘Say Something Nice’ post but nothing hurts the inside of my soul like having to find something nice to say about Kim Kardashian. I’ll try. Ummm…… okay: Kim can take a bow and get off the damn stage now, because she’s outdone herself in that picture above. She looks [...]

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Kim Kardashian Gets A Facial.

by Mike D.W March 25, 2013

That headline I know, but purleese drag your dirty minds out of the gutter. The last thing you needed to see today was a close-up of the face of horror. We all know that in the past she’s had a few dates with the Botox needle but you’ll not see anything quite as ridiculous as this portrait [...]

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Fat Bottomed Girls: Kim Kardashian. Again!

by Mike D.W March 22, 2013

The Daily Mail must hold the world record for having the most shoved down our throats pictures of Kim Kardashian in modern history. They’re fixated with this ballooning woman. It seems to me that whenever Kim passes wind the human souls she’s devoured end up on The Mail’s newsroom floor causing the reporters to bond together over their mutual [...]

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Say Something Nice: Trout Pouts – Kim Kardashian.

by Mike D.W March 20, 2013

Pictures like these call for a Say Something Nice post so let’s be kind for once. As she posed outside her Mum’s office last week, Kim Kardashian’s lips look like they’re trying to get a majority stake in her face. Never mind the Tom Ford skirt, the Chloe top or the Christian Louboutin heels Kim’s wearing lets concentrate on that puffed up [...]

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Fat Bottomed Girls: Kim Kardashian Obviously.

by Mike D.W March 12, 2013

Kim Kardashian took her giant bottom out for a walk in Los Angeles yesterday in a skirt so tight it pushed her fat ass out so far that she looked like a squeezed stress ball. Maybe it’s not the kind of thing to wear if mean bitchy people like me are just itching to make [...]

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Kim Kardashian: Say Something Nice.

by Mike D.W February 26, 2013

I haven’t written a “Say Something Nice” post in over two weeks but the moment I saw this cover picture from L’Officiel Hommes magazine (via mailonline) I knew these two trollops would be perfect. And we’re off! Oh dear, I’ve failed already, because I can’t find anything nice to say about two miscreants like Kim [...]

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OSCARS 2013: Dress Disasters.

by Mike D.W February 25, 2013

If you spend time with the mailonline today and sift through the 35 articles (and rising) they’ve posted on this years Oscars, then you’ll find a whole bunch of pictures of tutu-wearing ballerinas who left their homes looking like damn fools covered in liquid platinum and canary diamonds. Here at NMi we only have space for the one [...]

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Kim Kardashian Saves The World.

by Mike D.W December 21, 2012

The world should have ended by now, but it hasn’t. This morning as I alighted from my nuclear and chemical weapon-proof bunker (garden shed) I noticed a note stuck to the door. It was from the Mayans. It read: Kim Kardashian has saved the world. I blame The Daily Mail for this. We all know that Paul [...]

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What In The Name Of ‘Mermaids In A Manhole’ Is This from Kim Kardashian?

by Mike D.W October 29, 2012

If you’re anything like me then you’ll be staring at dozens of unanswered messages and wishing that you could turn that cup of coffee into a glass of Sainsburys Basics Pinot Grigio. Just when you were thinking that today can’t get any Monday-ier, oh dear it just did. Today’s Monday just got one hundred percent [...]

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I’m So Over Kim Kardashian’s Fat Bottom.

by Mike D.W October 18, 2012

Forgive me if you’ve heard me say this before but Kim Kardashian’s ass is surely big enough now to have it’s very own ego. Either that or she’s just been photographed in the Hall of Stretchy Mirrors. These are the only excuses I can think of for strolling through Miami looking like that above. Just after [...]

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