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Gaga: “Look At Me, Look At Me”

April 3, 2014 Entertainment

I can’t figure out Lady Gaga. Never could. I can accept the appeal of the second coming of Madonna but apart from the few rich girls that jump off their boarding school roofs occasionally is anybody taking this singing marmoset seriously? Seen here leaving the Rosewood Ballroom yesterday Gaga is wearing what I can only describe […]

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Say Something Nice: Lady Gaga’s Yeti Outfit.

March 31, 2014 Entertainment

Does Lady Gaga’s shameless demand for attention know no bounds? In this picture above she looks about as graceful as a curtsying hippopotamus and about as regal as a velvet dildo cushion.  The singer showed up to the first show of her seven-night residency at New York’s Roseland Ballroom last night wearing perhaps the most ridiculous costume ever […]

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Lady Gaga: Topless To Celebrate Versace Spring 2014.

January 2, 2014 Entertainment

As Mike D. W is no longer with us, (aka passed out on his sofa cushions after guzzling down all the sparkling wine from the bargain bin at Lidls), it has been left to me, an unpaid temp with no idea what she is even doing here, to entertain you with sardonic commentary about what’s going […]

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Here’s Lady Gaga In All Her Pubic Glory.

December 4, 2013 Entertainment

Stop me if you’ve heard me say this before… Welcome to another slow-assed Wednesday where nothing is going on. I’ve checked all the gossip pages and all could find (via ONTD) was a naked Lady Gaga picture on the cover of Candy magazine. I’m so mesmerised by Gaga’s bearded glamour that I’ve had to throttle it […]

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The Lady Likes Threesomes.

November 28, 2013 Entertainment

Lady Gaga has got some balls. That’s a figure of speech by the way but no matter. Gaga’s just released a short film to promote her ArtPop album in which she employs a pair of  life-size ‘Gagadolls’ to entice people into buying her music. These Gagadolls are an exact replica of Gaga herself but without the […]

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American Music Awards: Dress Disasters.

November 25, 2013 Entertainment

It seems like forever since a Dress Disasters post hobbled onto the internet and started shouting rude and uncouth remarks at those who wiggled around an awards ceremony like they were some kind of horny banshee at an lingerie festival. I don’t know what else to say so lets start this Dress Disasters with Katie Perry (above) […]

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Lady Gaga: A Little Awkward. (video)

November 18, 2013 Entertainment

Someone has to say this. Actually everyone is saying it. This from Gaga just couldn’t be any worse. In fact it could only be more awkward than the mess of awkward it is had no one been on hand to tell the Saturday Night Live audience in NYC when they should clap. Only the blackest of […]

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Lady Gaga and Dot Cotton: There Are No Words For This.

November 6, 2013 Entertainment

This morning my head is full of more WTF than usual and it’s all because of this picture of Lady Gaga looking like Primark’s version of the Wicked Witch of the West and June Brown looking like Eastender’s version of the Tin Man, only rusty. According to Sun+ they both went on the Graham Norton […]

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Lady Gaga v Kelly Osbourne: Cry Havoc And Let Slip The Dogs Of War.

October 28, 2013 Entertainment

Nobody remembers quite how the bitch war between Lady Gaga and Kelly Osbourne began or what caused it, only that it’s been bloody and brutal. Well, not exactly bloody, but lame and dumb and taking place on social media. It began back in 2009 but it got all out of shape last year when Gaga summoned together her […]

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Random Instagrams For Sunday 20th October.

October 20, 2013 Entertainment

Welcome to another rainey-assed Sunday where nothing is going on except the clouds of vapour coming from the ‘selfie’ cameras showing the world of celebrity in it’s truest form. Yes, these are the pictures that squeeze the oil out of your pores and puts the scent of cover Queen foundation in your nostrils. Lets start this week’s Random […]

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Gaga, Bubbles Of Art.

September 2, 2013 Entertainment

Last night every time I closed my eyes the sight of Lady GaGa looking like Vladimir Putin’s secret gay daughter filled the darkened corners of my mind like a bong full of creepy-time smoke. This is why I’ll be crying tears of insomnia tonight. Part of me thinks that Lady Gaga’s raison d’être is some choreographed excuse for scalping dead animals […]

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TWIT TWAT WARS: Gaga v Perez. Round Two.

August 19, 2013 Entertainment

Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton used to be friends. They were partners on Twitter and passed @love mentions to each other every day.  But then, two days ago Perez texted Lady Gaga with a picture of herself in a wheelchair with the words “karma” scrawled across it and Madonna pointing a gun at her head. Now they’ve stopped being friends. Yesterday morning the […]

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Gaga Naked: A Stunt Queen Is As Stunt Queen Does.

August 14, 2013 Entertainment

We all know that a stunt queen is as stunt queen does. As your asses have seen in the past whenever Lady Gaga starts stunt queening it’s usually because there’s a new single to promote. And unfortunately that means she starts taking her clothes off. Gaga was never going to allow Katy Perry to sit in […]

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