lady gaga

Gaga, No Pants.

27.12.2011

When I started with this drunk blogging thing I didn’t know I could cry cry cry as much as I do because sometimes all I seem to find is darkness on the face of the Earth. (Yep, check the about page). Take this Gaga picture. You see, right now all I can think to say [...]

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Hat trick !

17.11.2011

You think your hell is worse than hers? Well this is what happens if you feed your brain the wrong kind of Ecstasy. GaGa was up to her old ‘my life is an art’ trick again when she strapped on a hat full of pink jizz and… FFS! This is ridiculous, how am I supposed to [...]

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Lady Gaga. Love and art from an unhappy little strumpet.

12.10.2011

Sometimes I just hang my head and weep when I see Lady Gaga. I wonder to myself if this bizarre and unhappy strumpet will ever see herself as I do, an unnatural hag with a thoroughly unwholesome humility. When she made this video I think she tucked her disco stick between her legs, placed all her frozen [...]

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What’s this, hair of the dog?

07.10.2011

What have we got here? Go shake your eyeballs for hell is empty and all the devils are here. Seriously, Lady GaGa is probably the most disturbing human being I have ever laid eyes on. Lady Gaga gave a shout out to Naomi Campbell’s’ wig collection last night when she arrived at the Round House dressed [...]

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A nearly NSFW article about Lady Gaga’s ass.

30.07.2011

Lady Gaga nearly gave me a seizure when I saw her triple stuffed ass dumpling acting the fool in this picture. She shouldn’t put it near a microwave because she’d peel the chrome off a pole with her parts. Anyways, who needs a skirt when your ass is that elegant? And somehow I’ve now gotta fill another two paragraphs with relevant and [...]

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Lady Gaga: Edge of Glory video.

17.06.2011

If you want a more serious review of Gaga and the Edge of Glory video then head over to Contact music because here it’s more about bondage baby than music honey. In this video Gaga wears another bdsm creation from Gianni Versace‘s dress for sexcess range. Gaga does a struttsie downtown strut around the streets of a moody [...]

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Gaga goes ass over pussy faster than a hooker in trainers.

12.04.2011

If you see somebody about to walk into a lamp post you wait hope and pray but you don’t warn them do you. Same as somebody walking towards a hole in the ground, you stay quiet until they’ve fallen down it. Why, because watching the misfortune of others brings on funtish giggle fits like no [...]