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Gaga – Body surfs her slutteroos

August 10, 2010
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I realize I’m a bit late with this one, but Gaga dry humping the crowd at Lollapalooza this weekend does merit some satirical commentary from this side of the pond.
Lap dancing is the official occupation of single mothers struggling to make ends meet and to relive their chaotic childhood experiences by rubbing their snatches on [...]

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Gaga – Cocaine’s a creative condom

August 3, 2010
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Oh purleese, slap my delicates in chains. Gargoyle Gaga has admitted that she still uses cocaine.
The singer told Vanity Fair magazine:
‘I won’t lie – it’s occasional. And when I say occasional, I mean maybe a couple of times a year. I do not want my fans to ever emulate that or be that way, I don’t [...]

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Gaga says “I’m a teacupped whore”

July 13, 2010
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As Lady Gaga poses topless with a tea cup with the word whore written on it, at first glance it appears an innocent enough picture.
Lady Gaga posted it last night on her Twitter page and until now her message seems to have been missed by everyone who’s written about it.
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Lady Gaga: Drives James Dean’s Porche 550 spider…

July 10, 2010
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Posted with the message “With gaga at mom’s house, she’s belting on the white piano…” John Lennon’s son Sean tweeted this picture of Lady Gaga playing the famous white piano belonging to his father.
This is an honor so immense it’s akin to being allowed to dress up in the Queen of England’s old clothes, flying [...]

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Lady Gaga stealing all your friends

July 6, 2010
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Lady Gaga is the first person alive to have more than 10 million people following her looney pilled asse on Facebook.
Even Barack the Great has failed to reach that milestone.
Personally I find this just a little selfish on Gaga’s part. Soon there won’t be any facebook friends left for the rest of us.
Selfish and greedy [...]

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Lady Gaga is Lordie Gayguy for just a day

June 30, 2010
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Lady Gaga has pulled another fashion surprise out of the bag, by posing as Lordie Gayguy for just a day.
In photographs taken in London the loon on loon pills is suited and booted with her hair gelled back in a quiff.

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Lady Gaga: Splits with boyfriend with veiled threat.

June 4, 2010

Lady Gaga has released her boyfriend back into the wild.
Mathew Williams is Gaga’s  creative director and will stay on in a sort of bob a job role, but sadly he will be getting no more night time hows your father.

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