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Gaga and Assange: Guess How This Dinner Date Went.

by Mike D.W October 9, 2012

If your face has more WTF on it than usual then blame Lady Gaga and Wikileaks bad boy Julian Assange. They had dinner together at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London last night. Gaga posted this picture to the Little Monsters web site (of which I confess to being a member) of her and Julian looking like they’d just [...]

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No Privacy Please!

by Mike D.W September 24, 2012

Those dull thumps you keep hearing are the sound of a million Little Monsters on both sides of the world fainting after hearing the news that the zombie queen of the underworld may WIN her right to privacy in the Manhattan Federal court on Friday. In a case brought against Gaga for alleged unpaid overtime payments ($400k) her [...]

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Lady Gaga Wearing A ‘Cow Jumped Over the Moon’ Outfit.

by Mike D.W September 23, 2012

The only thing Lady Gaga has to teach me right now is how to roll my eyes and pass wind at the same time. Seen here wearing a “Cow Jumped Over The Moon” outfit in Paris this weekend, she’s anointed herself as a queen of buffoonery trying to teach a master class in fashion and dickery. Yes, [...]

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What In The Name Of Flower Power Is This from Gaga?

by Mike D.W September 18, 2012

Earlier I took a moment of silence to read what the papers had to say about this latest picture of Lady Gaga. Then I thought about it and in a quick minute realized that without a degree in WTF I’d never understand what they were saying about Gaga anyway. So I’m guessing that Gaga was just [...]

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Introducing Naked Gaga.

by Mike D.W July 27, 2012

The last time I posted about Gaga she was at least wearing a panty hose but after seeing this picture (above) it made me want to raise my wooden crucifix, mutter something about giant pillows filled with money and ego, then stab my eyeballs with it. You might say by airing her naked no-no to her army [...]

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Gaga’s Got No Damn Manners.

by Mike D.W July 11, 2012

I can’t believe we still care about this woman, but when Lady Gaga shoves her frozen humility down a sheer ass-displaying pantyhose then flips the bird at anyone within 50 feet of her it’s a kind of news. I guess. I have to ask though who raised this skank? Seriously Gaga has no damn manners. Flipping the bird [...]

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Here’s GaGa… Before She Became A Lady.

by Mike D.W March 1, 2012

Completely insane singer Nina Hagen once said of the Xerox puppet that is Lady Gaga, “Lady Gaga is a pop prostitute, a satanic bitch with her fascist and demonic secret signs! Her pop prostitution has more to do with bikini advertising than with warmth.” After that comment I love her even more. Yeah I know who Nina Hagen [...]

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Grammys. The Winners and The Chaos.

by Mike D.W February 13, 2012

Yes, it was the Grammy awards last night and UK broadcasters felt they couldn’t be bothered to live feed it because it’s like 18-hours long. Sure, it was always going to be a long night after the Whitney Houston shocker but I’d have got out my sleeping bag, grabbed a few kit-kats and found the [...]

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Gaga and Calderone Together Again.

by Mike D.W February 9, 2012

I’m sure Lady GaGa makes the sign of an upside down cross when she’s promoting her Born This Way Ball tour. What bothers me most about this Gaga poster is how she looks like she’s rising from a bong haze after letting her special friend hack away at her hair with safety scissors and a highligher [...]

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Gaga, No Pants.

by Mike D.W December 27, 2011

When I started with this drunk blogging thing I didn’t know I could cry cry cry as much as I do because sometimes all I seem to find is darkness on the face of the Earth. (Yep, check the about page). Take this Gaga picture. You see, right now all I can think to say [...]

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Hat trick !

by Mike D.W November 17, 2011

This is what happens when feed your brain the wrong kind of happy pills. GaGa was at her ‘my life is my art’ best again yesterday when she strapped a pink jizzy hat to her head and had everyone squirming in embarrassment. It’s ridiculous, how is one expected to say anything remotely sensible about a crazy [...]

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Lady Gaga. Love and art from an unhappy little strumpet.

by Mike D.W October 12, 2011

Sometimes I just hang my head and weep when I see Lady Gaga. I wonder to myself if this bizarre and unhappy strumpet will ever see herself as I do, an unnatural hag with a thoroughly unwholesome humility. When she made this video I think she tucked her disco stick between her legs, placed all her frozen [...]

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What’s this, hair of the dog?

by Mike D.W October 7, 2011

What have we got here? Go shake your eyeballs for hell is empty and all the devils are here. Seriously, Lady GaGa is probably the most disturbing human being I have ever laid eyes on. Lady Gaga gave a shout out to Naomi Campbell’s’ wig collection last night when she arrived at the Round House dressed [...]

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