Lindsay Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan Finds JK Rowling In A Bong Full Of Goldfish.

August 6, 2014 Celebrity

Praise be to the Daily Mail this morning for bringing us this picture of Lindsay Lohan. I was getting seriously sick of Justin Bieber’s wanna-be badass antics and I genuinely needed to get the bad taste out of my mouth because it was beginning to taste like deep-fried Kleenex. Anyway. THIS IS THE NEWS. Last week […]

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LEGALS: Lindsay Lohan Is Suing Grand Theft Auto.

July 3, 2014 Celebrity

No matter how hard she tries to play the sober game or pretends that all she wants to do is focus on normal, it was only a matter of time before the crazy in Lindsay Lohan started popping up in the news again. According to the Daily Star, Lindsay’s lawyers are in the process of suing Rock […]

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Lindsay Lohan Streaks Through Selfridges.

June 23, 2014 Celebrity

As you know LINDSAY LOHAN is due to make her West End theatre debut later this year. She’ll be starring in David Mamet’s play Speed-the-Plow. This means that Lindsay will have to show up on time, sober and with her lines properly memorised to eight shows a week. There must be a serious insurance scam going […]

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Oh Lindsay!

March 12, 2014 Celebrity

If you’re a famous man over there in Hollywood you never know when you’re suddenly going to suffer a perpetual boner and need a little something to soften things down again. In Touch magazine knows what I’m talking about. In this week’s issue the American gossip rag is claiming to have gotten hold of a hand written list, […]

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By George Sir! She’s Pregnant.

April 2, 2013 Celebrity

You all know that when you type the words coke and fool into a Google search it always comes back with Lindsay and Lohan.  You know that right? Well, it won’t be long before typing the words, ‘Whoops A Baby’ into Google’s  search box will start coming back with ‘By George Sir’! Yes, it’s true, […]

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Trial: Crackhead v The People

March 19, 2013 Celebrity

Los Angeles: Trial. Crackhead v The People. After plea bargaining for weeks, Lindsay Lohan finally agreed a deal with her prosecuting tormentor and pleaded no contest to reckless driving and telling lies to policemen. She also accepted that she’d broken the terms of her probation when she stole a necklace from a jewellery shop last summer. […]

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Celebrity Big Brother: Lacey Banghard And Others….

January 4, 2013 Celebrity

Lindsay Lohan didn’t make it into Celebrity Big Brother, despite all the rumours (not mine) to the contrary. The New York Daily News say that she only jetted into London to attend Prince Azim’s New Year’s Eve party for which the heir to the Sultan of Brunei’s throne paid her $100,000. Other’s are saying that Lilo didn’t […]

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Lindsay Lohan Going to Jail?

December 13, 2012 Celebrity

Lindsay Lohan wasn’t in court in Los Angeles yesterday when a judge, Commissioner Jane Godfrey, snatched her probation away. Lindsay had been placed on probation after admitting stealing a necklace but the judge has now revoked it because she was charged with lying to the police after she’d crashed her Porsche into a the back of […]

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Lindsay Lohan Arrested: Part 200.

November 29, 2012 Celebrity

Because Lindsay Lohan is the original messed up mess she’s found herself slapped in handcuffs (again) after allegedly punching 28 year-old Tiffany Eve Mitchell in the face. According to reports the troubled started inside the crowded Avenue nightclub in NYC after Lindsay accused Tiffany, (who was sitting in a booth) of crowding her as she tried […]

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Here’s That “Mom’s On Cocaine” Tape. Courtesy Of Michael Lohan.

October 11, 2012 Celebrity

Fresh from the family files of crazy comes that “Mom’s On Cocaine” tape which Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael sold to TMZ. The instant his daughter called her loving caring father he pressed the record button which meant that as Lindsay cried and wept down the phone about  being ‘kidnapped’ and ‘beaten’ by her mum Dina (and their […]

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ARRESTS: It’s That Lindsay Again.

September 19, 2012 Celebrity

The Big Apple is such a beautiful city but sometimes the crazy world of Lindsay Lohan would like to burn it to the ground because every time she takes her bag of dumb to NYC it just gets into trouble. Take last night for example. During the early hours of this morning Lindsay was partying in Manhattan when […]

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Another Who Dunnit Mystery, Starring Lindsay Lohan

August 21, 2012 Celebrity

I had to stop my post about the Frozen Ground trailer in mid sentence as news came in that Lindsay Lohan has been questioned over another jewel heist. TMZ are saying that police interviewed Lindsay earlier today after a suspected burglary during a party at a Hollywood Hills house on Sunday night. According to TMZ’s […]

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Lindsay Lohan Car Crash.

June 9, 2012 Celebrity

The words Lindsay Lohan and car crash (meaning mess) go together like drunk and disorderly. Lindsay and porker (meaning lie) goes together like stealing and jewelry. Put them all in the same sentence and you have a perfect storm of LMAOs and WFTs. Yes it’s true, yesterday afternoon the words all came together - Lindsay Lohan […]

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