Lindsay Lohan

By George Sir! She’s Pregnant.

by Mike D.W April 2, 2013

You all know that when you type the words coke and fool into a Google search it always comes back with Lindsay and Lohan. You know that right? Well, it won’t be long before typing the words, ‘Whoops A Baby’ into Google’s search box will start coming back with ‘By George Sir’! Yes, it’s true, [...]

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Trial: Crackhead v The People

by Mike D.W March 19, 2013

Los Angeles: Trial. Crackhead v The People. After plea bargaining for weeks, Lindsay Lohan finally agreed a deal with her prosecuting tormentor and pleaded no contest to reckless driving and telling lies to policemen. She also accepted that she’d broken the terms of her probation when she stole a necklace from a jewellery shop last summer. [...]

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Celebrity Big Brother: Lacey Banghard And Others….

by Mike D.W January 4, 2013

Lindsay Lohan didn’t make it into Celebrity Big Brother, despite all the rumours (not mine) to the contrary. The New York Daily News say that she only jetted into London to attend Prince Azim’s New Year’s Eve party for which the heir to the Sultan of Brunei’s throne paid her $100,000. Other’s are saying that Lilo didn’t [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Going to Jail?

by Dolly Molly December 13, 2012

Lindsay Lohan wasn’t in court in Los Angeles yesterday when a judge, Commissioner Jane Godfrey, snatched her probation away. Lindsay had been placed on probation after admitting stealing a necklace but the judge has now revoked it because she was charged with lying to the police after she’d crashed her Porsche into a the back of [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Arrested: Part 200.

by Mike D.W November 29, 2012

Because Lindsay Lohan is the original messed up mess she’s found herself slapped in handcuffs (again) after allegedly punching 28 year-old Tiffany Eve Mitchell in the face. According to reports the troubled started inside the crowded Avenue nightclub in NYC after Lindsay accused Tiffany, (who was sitting in a booth) of crowding her as she tried [...]

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Here’s That “Mom’s On Cocaine” Tape. Courtesy Of Michael Lohan.

by Mike D.W October 11, 2012

Fresh from the family files of crazy comes that “Mom’s On Cocaine” tape which Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael sold to TMZ. The instant his daughter called her loving caring father he pressed the record button which meant that as Lindsay cried and wept down the phone about being ‘kidnapped’ and ‘beaten’ by her mum Dina (and their [...]

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ARRESTS: It’s That Lindsay Again.

by Mike D.W September 19, 2012

The Big Apple is such a beautiful city but sometimes the crazy world of Lindsay Lohan would like to burn it to the ground because every time she takes her bag of dumb to NYC it just gets into trouble. Take last night for example. During the early hours of this morning Lindsay was partying in Manhattan when [...]

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Another Who Dunnit Mystery, Starring Lindsay Lohan

by Mike D.W August 21, 2012

I had to stop my post about the Frozen Ground trailer in mid sentence as news came in that Lindsay Lohan has been questioned over another jewel heist. TMZ are saying that police interviewed Lindsay earlier today after a suspected burglary during a party at a Hollywood Hills house on Sunday night. According to TMZ’s [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Car Crash.

by Mike D.W June 9, 2012

The words Lindsay Lohan and car crash (meaning mess) go together like drunk and disorderly. Lindsay and porker (meaning lie) goes together like stealing and jewelry. Put them all in the same sentence and you have a perfect storm of LMAOs and WFTs. Yes it’s true, yesterday afternoon the words all came together - Lindsay Lohan [...]

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Chanting For The Messes.

by Mike D.W May 11, 2012

During your daily spiritual ritual (aka eating Sherbet Lemon’s in between bong hits) make sure you throw in a prayer for Lindsay Lohan. She is beginning to look like a Barbie after a few minutes in a microwave. In this picture she looks like she was photoshopped from a Jocelyn Wildenstein portrait, burnt plastic and dreams crushed. [...]

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Is Lindsay Lohan Pursuing Terry Richardson?

by Mike D.W March 8, 2012

If you know who photographer Terry Richardson is then you’ll already know he’s a who whips it out like it was a party favor. Lindsay Lohan’s reputation needs no introduction, right? This is where I should zoom out of the situation and go paint balling with an cockatoo colored Australian instead. Anyways, since Lindsay teamed up with Terry [...]

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Drunks: Who does Them Better.

by Mike D.W January 15, 2012

When that angel of elegance from Scousewives Ms Layla Flaherty, took every kind of drunk to every kind of mess in Mayfair last week American bloggers rejoiced. They bathed in self righteous delight and lambasted our glorious gals with a karaoke of smug. Well you know the two letters ending in U. Now it’s our turn. Here’s [...]

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A week of cleavage.

by Mike D.W December 12, 2011

I’ve put down the pointy pen of derision and officially declared this a slow news day. Last week I managed to save some pictures that, through no fault of mine, kept appearing on my screen. I saved them to my hard drive especially for a day like this and then sat on my hands to stop [...]

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