Lindsay Lohan

Drunks: Who does Them Better.

15.01.2012

When that angel of elegance from Scousewives Ms Layla Flaherty, took every kind of drunk to every kind of mess in Mayfair last week American bloggers rejoiced. They bathed in self righteous delight and lambasted our glorious gals with a karaoke of smug. Well you know the two letters ending in U. Now it’s our turn. Here’s [...]

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A week of cleavage.

12.12.2011

I’ve put down the pointy pen of derision and officially declared this a slow news day. Last week I managed to save some pictures that, through no fault of mine, kept appearing on my screen. I saved them to my hard drive especially for a day like this and then sat on my hands to stop [...]

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We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us.

08.12.2011

I know that some of you habitual clickers don’t always see the NSFW warnings but don’t worry because I don’t know if I can tell the difference between a WTF and an OMG anymore. Seriously, I couldn’t decide if we should run Lindsay Lohan trying to unskank herself in the name of art for Playboy magazine [...]

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Lindsay Lohan: Jail Break.

07.11.2011

Stop me if you’ve heard this before but what in the name of gibbering gibbons do we have here? An illusion or the horrible shadow of a horrible villain? Clue, it’s the later. Earlier today Lindsay Lohan was shown the wrong side of a jail cell door but hardly had time to pass wind before the [...]

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Lindsay Lohan gets 30 days jail time but she’ll be gone in 60 seconds.

02.11.2011

Here’s America’s finest freckled whelp sweating herself to death as Judge Stephanie sentences her to 30 days in the slammer for violating her probation. Yes, Judge Stephanie now thinks Lindsay Lohan is unfit for any place but jail. After hearing her sentence LiLo’s lawyer told the judge that Lindsay still has to flash her dull beavers ass at Playboy’s [...]

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Dad’s in court again & Daughter’s on her ass again.

26.10.2011

If you ever need to know why Lindsay Lohan’s blueprint for life was labeled foul freckled and dangerous then take a look at this mug shot of her father Michael who was slipped into a pair of Lohan bracelets after being charged with domestic battery. Again. Last week in a hotel in Tampa Florida Michael allegedly [...]

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Apparently a naked Lindsay Lohan is worth $1m.

25.10.2011

It doesn’t take a mountain of smarts to work out the star of this nights gossip. Her Dad’s in custody after being busted on another domestic. Her Mum walks around looking like a £100 escort and her sister’s mugging off obscure fashion mags for facial implant money. Brothers? Who knows, probably cutting up bunny rabbits. Ladies [...]