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Lindsay Lohan – Hits and Runs in LA !

September 3, 2010
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The guy who got slipped a dumb assery pill and then happily handed Lindsay Lohan her license back is still sitting in a small dark box somewhere muttering “Forgive me father for I have sinned.” And a priest whispers, “There is no forgiveness you weak ass fuck boy, not for what you’ve done”
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Line up Lindsay

August 26, 2010
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I used to think you had to be the very best at what you did to get paid a shit load of soccer dollars. Dancing round my front room, pissed as my Nan’s mattress playing an air guitar kinda proved that for me when I was a kid. I never got signed by any Virgin [...]

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Latest- Coke dealers celebrate Lindsay Lohan release

August 25, 2010
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Nana Lohan won’t be leaving her house for a while, her meds box will need welding up and bolting to the floor, she’ll need to double bolt her doors and live with the light off huddled in the corner of a backroom.
Why- because meth mouth granddaughter Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab and heading her [...]

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Lindsay Lohan – Animated Lynsanity.

August 6, 2010
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As news is slow and I’m bored outta my tree I took to the links and, whilst I was falling off celebrity slanders’ meth spoon, I slipped into this little gem from the far east.
It’s from China’s free state of Tiawan and animates Lynsanity from her DUI car wreck, her court performances through to those [...]

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Lindsay Lohan released back into the wild

August 2, 2010
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This is just a chapter, not the whole book but Lindsay Lohan has been released from jail this morning after serving just 13 of her 90 day sentence.
The actress was given her freedom after a lot of pleading and begging from her lawyers finally got the job done.
She was released at 945 am GMT, to [...]

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Lindsay Lohan – Message from Nelson Mandella

July 30, 2010
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Nelson Mandella sent Lindsay Lohan a video with the message “Worked for me”.
In other news from the pit of celebrity despair, two inmate luckies who just got released have been selling their seeds.
Here’s what the two ladies had to tell us.
“ Lindsay was complaining about not having any bottled water to drink, and saying that [...]

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Lindsay may be free this weekend

July 25, 2010
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Cricks, Lindsay Lohan’s prison panties could be coming off sooner than we thought. Lindsay might be out of jail BEFORE the end of July.
The judge has already agreed to give Lindsay two days credit off of her sentence for time she was previously detained.
Lohan’s legal complex are aiming to do better than that. They are [...]

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