Lindsay Lohan

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Lindsay Lohan Won’t Do Jail Time With Jonathan Ross.

October 24, 2014 Entertainment

Earlier this week the world’s most famous freckle, Lindsay Lohan gave an interview to the world’s most famous lispian, Jonathan Ross. You think you know where I’m going with this? You’re thinking, “Yes Mike, we know, Lindsay told Jonathan that she’s totally sober nowadays, how she hasn’t missed a single performance of Speed-The-Plow and how the […]

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Review The Reviews: Speed-The-Plow – Lindsay Lohan’s Opening Night.

October 3, 2014 Entertainment

This morning a miracle happened at my local train station. The miracle was that I didn’t jump under an oncoming train after discovering that I’d been standing on the wrong platform for two hours. (There are just two platforms.) Yes, miracles can happen. They happen every day of every week. Another miracle happened today when the first reviews […]

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Lindsay Lohan Finds JK Rowling In A Bong Full Of Goldfish.

August 6, 2014 Entertainment

Praise be to the Daily Mail this morning for bringing us this picture of Lindsay Lohan. I was getting seriously sick of Justin Bieber’s wanna-be badass antics and I genuinely needed to get the bad taste out of my mouth because it was beginning to taste like deep-fried Kleenex. Anyway. THIS IS THE NEWS. Last week […]

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LEGALS: Lindsay Lohan Is Suing Grand Theft Auto.

July 3, 2014 Entertainment

No matter how hard she tries to play the sober game or pretends that all she wants to do is focus on normal, it was only a matter of time before the crazy in Lindsay Lohan started popping up in the news again. According to the Daily Star, Lindsay’s lawyers are in the process of suing Rock […]

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Lindsay Lohan Streaks Through Selfridges.

June 23, 2014 Entertainment

As you know LINDSAY LOHAN is due to make her West End theatre debut later this year. She’ll be starring in David Mamet’s play Speed-the-Plow. This means that Lindsay will have to show up on time, sober and with her lines properly memorised to eight shows a week. There must be a serious insurance scam going […]

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Oh Lindsay!

March 12, 2014 Entertainment

If you’re a famous man over there in Hollywood you never know when you’re suddenly going to suffer a perpetual boner and need a little something to soften things down again. In Touch magazine knows what I’m talking about. In this week’s issue the American gossip rag is claiming to have gotten hold of a hand written list, […]

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By George Sir! She’s Pregnant.

April 2, 2013 Entertainment

You all know that when you type the words coke and fool into a Google search it always comes back with Lindsay and Lohan.  You know that right? Well, it won’t be long before typing the words, ‘Whoops A Baby’ into Google’s  search box will start coming back with ‘By George Sir’! Yes, it’s true, […]

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Trial: Crackhead v The People

March 19, 2013 Entertainment

Los Angeles: Trial. Crackhead v The People. After plea bargaining for weeks, Lindsay Lohan finally agreed a deal with her prosecuting tormentor and pleaded no contest to reckless driving and telling lies to policemen. She also accepted that she’d broken the terms of her probation when she stole a necklace from a jewellery shop last summer. […]

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Celebrity Big Brother: Lacey Banghard And Others….

January 4, 2013 Entertainment

Lindsay Lohan didn’t make it into Celebrity Big Brother, despite all the rumours (not mine) to the contrary. The New York Daily News say that she only jetted into London to attend Prince Azim’s New Year’s Eve party for which the heir to the Sultan of Brunei’s throne paid her $100,000. Other’s are saying that Lilo didn’t […]

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Lindsay Lohan Going to Jail?

December 13, 2012 Entertainment

Lindsay Lohan wasn’t in court in Los Angeles yesterday when a judge, Commissioner Jane Godfrey, snatched her probation away. Lindsay had been placed on probation after admitting stealing a necklace but the judge has now revoked it because she was charged with lying to the police after she’d crashed her Porsche into a the back of […]

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Lindsay Lohan Arrested: Part 200.

November 29, 2012 Entertainment

Because Lindsay Lohan is the original messed up mess she’s found herself slapped in handcuffs (again) after allegedly punching 28 year-old Tiffany Eve Mitchell in the face. According to reports the troubled started inside the crowded Avenue nightclub in NYC after Lindsay accused Tiffany, (who was sitting in a booth) of crowding her as she tried […]

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Here’s That “Mom’s On Cocaine” Tape. Courtesy Of Michael Lohan.

October 11, 2012 Entertainment

Fresh from the family files of crazy comes that “Mom’s On Cocaine” tape which Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael sold to TMZ. The instant his daughter called her loving caring father he pressed the record button which meant that as Lindsay cried and wept down the phone about  being ‘kidnapped’ and ‘beaten’ by her mum Dina (and their […]

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ARRESTS: It’s That Lindsay Again.

September 19, 2012 Entertainment

The Big Apple is such a beautiful city but sometimes the crazy world of Lindsay Lohan would like to burn it to the ground because every time she takes her bag of dumb to NYC it just gets into trouble. Take last night for example. During the early hours of this morning Lindsay was partying in Manhattan when […]

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