Lindsay Lohan

Dad’s in court again & Daughter’s on her ass again.

by Mike D. Wheeler October 26, 2011
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If you ever need to know why Lindsay Lohan’s blueprint for life was labeled foul freckled and dangerous then take a look at this mug shot of her father Michael who was slipped into a pair of Lohan bracelets after being charged with domestic battery. Again. Last week in a hotel in Tampa Florida Michael allegedly [...]

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Apparently a naked Lindsay Lohan is worth $1m.

by Mike D. Wheeler October 25, 2011
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It doesn’t take a mountain of smarts to work out the star of this nights gossip. Her Dad’s in custody after being busted on another domestic. Her Mum walks around looking like a £100 escort and her sister’s mugging off obscure fashion mags. Brothers? Who knows, probably cutting up bunny rabbits. Ladies and gentlemen, I give [...]

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Lindsay Lohan says hello the the prison showers – again.

by Mike D. Wheeler October 20, 2011
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Go shake your ears and make the acquaintance of a jugging fiend, which is how I’d describe Lindsay Lohan this morning. This is the continuing story of how drinking 20,000 calories of margarita made an ordinary life extraordinary… if only for a day. (Yea yea now shut up about that comment pls) Yesterday, Judge Stephanie Sautner banged [...]

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Lindsay Lohan thinks she isn’t going to jail.

by Mike D. Wheeler October 15, 2011
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What kind of plastic skank is this deafening our eyes and ears with expired eyeliner and superfluous breath this morning? Yes, it’s that drunken mess and slave to scandal, Lindsay Lohan. Last night from her den of delusion Lindsay tried to rubbish reports that say it’s gonna take divine intervention to keep her ass out of the slammer next Wednesday when she [...]

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Lindsay Lohan – Hosted by Terry Richardson.

by Mike D. Wheeler October 6, 2011
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My ‘advisers’ want me to abandon the name News Media Images and burn it on the bonfire of corporate damnation. Why? Because (they say) the name doesn’t do what it says on the tin – it’s not about News or Media nor Images. They say without this misleading misnomer we could become the next Perez Hilton. [...]

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Lindsay Lohan buys white crystals from man with pit bull.

by Mike D. Wheeler August 11, 2011
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This is about a lazy trollop and some little white crystals. This trollop girl (AKA Lindsay Lohan) brings new meaning to ‘making porks fly’ as she manages to put the eff you profession back on the map by appearing to buy crack cocaine from a man at the end of a pit bull. Little white crystals [...]

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Li-Lo: Gets a no to jail and pass to booze.

by Mike D. Wheeler June 23, 2011
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This was never meant to be a smile smile situation, this has ruined my day. Li-Lo isn’t going to jail. Lindsay hauled her boozee floozee backside before Judge Stephanie today after failing a drink and drugs test. Two minutes after bowing her head to the Judge Lindsay was given a pass to keep boozing her face [...]

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