Madonna

Cry Queens and Let Slip The Dogs Of War.

16.01.2012

When preening on the red carpet at the Golden Globes last night Elton John was asked about the Best Original Song category. He said, “Madonna hasn’t got a ***ing chance” then waddled inside to take his seat. Two hours later when Madge won it for Mayflower in the film W.E she slipped Elton her best,”Yay, [...]

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Madge’s Brother: Express Yourself.

15.01.2012

Remember Madonna’s brother Anthony Ciccone? He’s the homeless one who has to sleep under the Union Street bridge inTraverse City, Michigan. This post isn’t about him. This post is about Christopher Ciconne Madge’s bitchy gay brother. Christopher doesn’t much like his sister. I don’t know much about being a ‘bitchy gay brother’ but if I [...]

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Madonna opens her big mouth again.

08.12.2011

It’s a Royal Madonna day over at the Daily Mail this morning but if you’d rather throw tampons and scream bitch boos at your lap top instead then you need to stay right here. When Madonna said of Kate Middleton in New York on Sunday, “She’s elegant and still knows how to have some fun. [...]

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Madonna: You are the cruelest thing alive…

24.10.2011

Antony once told Cleopatra, “Lady you are the cruelest thing alive, lets meet as little as we can”. Which brings me nicely round to Madonna. Yes, Madonna got an earful of boo’s from the public gallery last night as she attended the London premiere of her film W.E. She breezed right past the great unwashed [...]

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Then, in a shocking turn of events Madonna lost her airbrush.

06.10.2011

Citizens of The Commonwealth can relax, this close encounter with the abominable pursuit of youth is from those famished quick tongued beggars of the gossiping classes over there in America. Believe it or not, this picture is of Madonna’s brassy bag of bones getting ready for a photo shoot with Steven Klein. The shoot was back in 2008 [...]

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Madonna: This is how W.E face the critics at Venice film festival.

02.09.2011

Last night I met with a film critic who made my ass cheeks bruise each other with laughter when he said Madonna could be the new face of Brutal Dildo.com. Thanks Paul. I wouldn’t exactly put Madonna’s face on a par with the white melons over at Tesco’s but there are times her face looks just [...]

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Lady Madonna – Kiss of death.

16.08.2011

It’s still cool to be seen with Madonna? I don’t know, there’s a whole generation out there that don’t even know who she is. Apart from shocking a few passengers on a transatlantic flight when she injected vitamins into that gnarled vein network of hers Madonna hasn’t been entertaining in a decade. Here she is [...]