Madonna

Madonna: This is how W.E face the critics at Venice film festival.

by Mike D. Wheeler September 2, 2011
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Last night I met with a film critic who made my ass cheeks bruise each other with laughter when he said Madonna could be the new face of Brutal Dildo.com. Thanks Paul. I wouldn’t exactly put Madonna’s face on a par with the white melons over at Tesco’s but there are times her face looks just [...]

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Lady Madonna – Kiss of death.

by Mike D. Wheeler August 16, 2011
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It’s still cool to be seen with Madonna? I don’t know, there’s a whole generation out there that don’t even know who she is. Apart from shocking a few passengers on a transatlantic flight when she injected vitamins into that gnarled vein network of hers Madonna hasn’t been entertaining in a decade. Here she is [...]

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Oscar Disasters: Madonna comes dressed for trade

by Mike D. Wheeler February 28, 2011
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I don’t know how many people gave Madonna a eeweee side look at the Vanity fair party last night but you gotta feel for Lourdes having to stand next to her Mom’s bared bottom all night, it must have felt like a hookers day out at the slave market. What do you say to your 52 [...]

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Madonna : Adopting another Mercy baby ?

by Mike D. Wheeler October 27, 2010
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IS MADONNA TO ADOPT A THIRD CHILD?  That children’s home in Malawi really needs to get themselves a web site, one with an online shopping basket. Madonna is rumored to be heading to Malawi after her second adoptee Mercy Grace complained she had nothing to play with. The rumors are suggesting she will adopt a [...]

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MADONNA – WHEN THE COUGAR FEEDS.

by Mike D. Wheeler October 18, 2010
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MADONNA HAS A NEW BOYFRIEND. It’s feed the cougar time as Madonna pounces to gorge on another toy boy. As the bones of Jesuz Luz lie rotting in a trash can somewhere Madonna begins the second course of her toy boy dinner – a Brahim Zaibat provençal. According to at least one report the couple [...]

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Madonna – A castle fit for a Queen.

by Mike D. Wheeler October 17, 2010
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MADONNA IS TRYING TO BUY HER VERY OWN CASTLE. They say Lake Como in Italy is the new St Tropez. George Clooney has his lake side retreat there, albeit he was trying to sell it to the Beckhams for €25m after too many face offs with Italy’s paparazzi. A 20-minute drive west of Lake Como is Lake Maggiore, [...]

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THE UGLY NEWS – MADONNA

by Mike D. Wheeler October 11, 2010
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IN THE UGLY NEWS TODAY IS  MADONNA, aaaand if Madonna and ugly don’t go together like lip and stick then you need to unglue your face, stick it on a spike and enter the BBC’s ‘One man and his dog’ competition. They say the camera never lies and for a mili second in time it [...]

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