Megan Fox

A BAG on Megan’s face.

08.07.2011

I’m sorry but this has nothing to do with a botox refill a spoon and a needle. No sir. These pictures (Alexandra took off Megans facebook page) according to Megan Fox are some of the things your face cannot do if your forehead is harder than a goats knee. You’d have to ask Simon Cowell if having [...]

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Megan Fox: Excuse me !

01.07.2011

All you slaves to scandal will be disappointed to learn that whilst Megan Fox admits vadger badgering Shia Labeouf to the point of no return she’s now paid a visit to the excuse exchange and can finally present a perfectly plausible reason as to why Shia’s kiss-n-tell found it’s way into Details Magazine. In response to [...]

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How to shoot an Up skirt on Megan Fox and get away with it.

28.09.2010

MEGAN FOX UPSKIRT. Pictured arriving at a fashion show in Milan last night Megan Fox got got. It’s a picture taken by a true paparazzo, an original paparazzi, an Italian and a pro. Allow me to explain. When I was a paparazzo lots of youngsters coming into the game asked me how to take an upskirt. [...]

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Hot Slut of the Day – Megan Fox

03.09.2010

Hot slut of the day is Megan Fox. Why Megan Fox you may ask, well if you don’t know perhaps you should stop sucking flies off the front window, reset your google parental controls and start damp swooning Megan’s bikini pics until your neighbors ask what all the noise is coming through the bedroom wall. [...]

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Megan Fox – Pubes start outbreak of desperate dick syndrome.

11.08.2010

I not penning this because it happened, I’m penning it because it exists. This picture is a grab from a behind the scenes video of FHM’s Megan Fox photo-shoot. That in itself isn’t news but the fact that web sites across the world got caught up with desperate dick syndrome and actually managed to find [...]

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Megan Fox gets plastic Transformers

01.07.2010

Megan Fox is under fire after debuting an odd “mask-like” face complete with an overdone “trout pout” at the L.A. premiere of her new film Jonah Hex. People who saw Megan on the red carpet said she looked stunning except for the oddly smooth, puffy face, overblown fish lips and static breasts.

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Megan Fox: Ruined!

29.06.2010

According to reports Megan Fox just married the biggest wimp on earth, Brian Austin Green, bad luck chap dreams over, she’s gone. Megan and Brian married late last week at a small ceremony at the Four Seasons Resort in Hawaii. 6 people attended the ceremony. With Angelina quitting acting and now this, any chance of a [...]