Paris Hilton

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Welcome To Another Slow News Day….

July 8, 2014 Celebrity

Welcome to another slow-assed news day where nothing is going on except Paris Hilton and her wretched Instagram. Again. Paris held a party at her beach house in Malibu over the weekend and the star-studded event featured some of the biggest names in music, movies, TV and fashion. Except, the only person that showed up was her […]

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Paris Hilton Scuffling Like A Beautiful Mess.

June 28, 2012 Celebrity

What happens when you try to take a picture of Paris Hilton having a no underwear moment? Yes, that’s right you know Paris will scream like a little bitch! Here she is leaving Bootsy Bellows nightclub on Sunset Blvd in LA last night. As she got to the steps leading to the car park a […]

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Paris Hilton birthday cake stolen, paz give it back…

February 18, 2011 Celebrity

Ha! Paris Hilton’s birthday cake was stolen. It was stolen by a gate crasher at her birthday bash party on Wednesday night. Here is that $2000 birthday cake. Pazz the gate crasher must have attended the Lohan school of thievery because he just walked his dumb ass right into Paris’s party, drank himself retarded then […]

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WONKS – Hit and cum maneuver ruins lady paps dreams

October 1, 2010 Celebrity

PARIS HILTON IN DEATH RUN 2010…. Wonky didn’t actually drive the death run 2010 outside Boa in LA the other evening but she was right there alongside the man that did – Cy Waits her boyfriend. Chris was showing Wonks how to remove a crowd of paps while driving with one hand on the wheel […]

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Paris Hilton – Sentenced for spilling cocaine over an officers shoes.

September 20, 2010 Celebrity

PARIS HILTON PLEADS GUILTY GETS A YEAR JAIL SUSPENDED…. if she’s a good little girl. I guess when Paris Hlton’s lawyer was working out the plea bargain, part of the deal was that Paris must not turn up to court wearing ‘fuck you’ nail varnish or chew gum. She MUST turn up to court on […]

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Hot slut of the Day – Paris Hilton

September 10, 2010 Celebrity

Hot Slut of the Day is Paris Hilton –  and if you don’t understand why Paris Hilton is covered in the slut juice today then I can only think you’ve been hunting your own food, living in a trailer and watching Danny Dyer’s film Severence over and over again. Whilst you were skinning squirrels, Paris Hilton […]

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Paris Hilton Tweeted purse picture that may send her down

September 3, 2010 Celebrity

I suppose being coked up as high a giraffes nuts isn’t the best time to cover one’s asse in glory, especially when being hard balled by a traffic cop. I mean what do you say when you open your purse and half of Bolivia’s export market drops all over a cops shoes. To be struck […]

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Paris Hilton – Rumors denied. Whatever they are.

September 1, 2010 Celebrity

I missed the start of the ‘cuffing season’ and in particular the Paris Hilton DUI/coke combo performance in Las Vegas. Why-because I got drunk…for three whole days. Today in a valiant attempt to get back on side I’m drinking iced water, smoking unfiltered cigarettes and eating raw coffee granules. But it ain’t working….. my mind body […]

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Paris Hilton, Bag-o-bloat Tease

August 11, 2010 Celebrity

So, today the pink fluffy biro got wedged up where the sun don’t shine and I’m left with my trusty razor blade to write with. So here goes….’Oh yea I’m in the mood for love, baby I’m in the mood for love’. Paris Hilton – take a good look bitch ‘cos you ain’t getting any […]

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Jennifer Aniston and Paris Hilton do knicker bocker glories

July 26, 2010 Celebrity

For those that want some up gross and personal Jennifer Aniston gave a party of spontaneous skirt divers a glimpse of paradise when she flashed her thunder thighs and had photographers pervin-and-a-swervin. Jennifer uses the time honored less is more technique, probably best suited for over the 40’s. All done in the best possible taste […]

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Paris Hilton stopped at airport with cannabis up her, erm… handbag.

July 18, 2010 Celebrity

Paris Hilton was held by drug police in Italy after flying into Corsica with cannabis in her… erm handbag? Paris landed at Figari airport in a private jet and was due to board a yacht to Sardinia. Unfortunately for Miss Hilton an overly inquisitive sniffer hound stuck his nose straight up the Hilton skirt and […]

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Eva Longoria: Cannes 2010 wins sexiest Milf on Earth award

May 14, 2010 Celebrity

Eva Longeria continues to MILF it up in Cannes. Frankly if this woman wasn’t an actress and ate cabbages for a living she’d still top the world’s filth Milth league and continue to dampen the dreams of school boys across the planet. This woman just oozes and oozes, no matter what the dress, no matter […]

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Paris Hilton: Ok I was lying, I have split with Doug

April 16, 2010 Celebrity

Despite calling us all liars last week Paris Hilton has now confirmed her split from reality Doug Reinhardt ! Her rep said: “The relationship between Paris and Doug is over. She broke up with him more than two weeks ago,” More than two weeks ago!!!! That means it was Paris who was lying last week, […]

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