paris hilton

Paris Hilton birthday cake stolen, paz give it back…

18.02.2011

Ha! Paris Hilton’s birthday cake was stolen. It was stolen by a gate crasher at her birthday bash party on Wednesday night. Here is that $2000 birthday cake. Pazz the gate crasher must have attended the Lohan school of thievery because he just walked his dumb ass right into Paris’s party, drank himself retarded then [...]

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WONKS – Hit and cum maneuver ruins lady paps dreams

01.10.2010

PARIS HILTON IN DEATH RUN 2010…. Wonky didn’t actually drive the death run 2010 outside Boa in LA the other evening but she was right there alongside the man that did – Cy Waits her boyfriend. Chris was showing Wonks how to remove a crowd of paps while driving with one hand on the wheel [...]

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Paris Hilton – Sentenced for spilling cocaine over an officers shoes.

20.09.2010

PARIS HILTON PLEADS GUILTY GETS A YEAR JAIL SUSPENDED…. if she’s a good little girl. I guess when Paris Hlton’s lawyer was working out the plea bargain, part of the deal was that Paris must not turn up to court wearing ‘fuck you’ nail varnish or chew gum. She MUST turn up to court on [...]

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Hot slut of the Day – Paris Hilton

10.09.2010

Hot Slut of the Day is Paris Hilton – and if you don’t understand why Paris Hilton is covered in the slut juice today then I can only think you’ve been hunting your own food, living in a trailer and watching Danny Dyer’s film Severence over and over again. Whilst you were skinning squirrels, Paris Hilton [...]

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Paris Hilton Tweeted purse picture that may send her down

03.09.2010

I suppose being coked up as high a giraffes nuts isn’t the best time to cover one’s asse in glory, especially when being hard balled by a traffic cop. I mean what do you say when you open your purse and half of Bolivia’s export market drops all over a cops shoes. To be struck [...]

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Paris Hilton – Rumors denied. Whatever they are.

01.09.2010

I missed the start of the ‘cuffing season’ and in particular the Paris Hilton DUI/coke combo performance in Las Vegas. Why-because I got drunk…for three whole days. Today in a valiant attempt to get back on side I’m drinking iced water, smoking unfiltered cigarettes and eating raw coffee granules. But it ain’t working….. my mind body [...]

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Paris Hilton, Bag-o-bloat Tease

11.08.2010

So, today the pink fluffy biro got wedged up where the sun don’t shine and I’m left with my trusty razor blade to write with. So here goes….’Oh yea I’m in the mood for love, baby I’m in the mood for love’. Paris Hilton – take a good look bitch ‘cos you ain’t getting any [...]