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Paris Hilton Tweeted purse picture that may send her down

September 3, 2010
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I suppose being coked up as high a giraffes nuts isn’t the best time to cover one’s asse in glory, especially when being hard balled by a traffic cop. I mean what do you say when you open your purse and half of Bolivia’s export market drops all over a cops shoes. To be struck [...]

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Paris Hilton – Rumors denied. Whatever they are.

September 1, 2010
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I missed the start of the ‘cuffing season’ and in particular the Paris Hilton DUI/coke combo performance in Las Vegas. Why-because I got drunk…for three whole days. Today in a valiant attempt to get back on side I’m drinking iced water, smoking unfiltered cigarettes and eating raw coffee granules. But it ain’t working….. my mind body [...]

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Paris Hilton, Bag-o-bloat Tease

August 11, 2010
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So, today the pink fluffy biro got wedged up where the sun don’t shine and I’m left with my trusty razor blade to write with. So here goes….’Oh yea I’m in the mood for love, baby I’m in the mood for love’.
Paris Hilton – take a good look bitch ‘cos you ain’t getting any of [...]

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Jennifer Aniston and Paris Hilton do knicker bocker glories

July 26, 2010
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For those that want some up gross and personal Jennifer Aniston gave a party of spontaneous skirt divers a glimpse of paradise when she flashed her thunder thighs and had photographers pervin-and-a-swervin.
Jennifer uses the time honored less is more technique, probably best suited for over the 40’s.
All done in the best possible taste of course, [...]

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Paris Hilton stopped at airport with cannabis up her, erm… handbag.

July 18, 2010
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Paris Hilton was held by drug police in Italy after flying into Corsica with cannabis in her… erm handbag?
Paris landed at Figari airport in a private jet and was due to board a yacht to Sardinia.
Unfortunately for Miss Hilton an overly inquisitive sniffer hound stuck his nose straight up the Hilton skirt and howled like [...]

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Eva Longoria: Cannes 2010 wins sexiest Milf on Earth award

May 14, 2010

Eva Longeria continues to MILF it up in Cannes. Frankly if this woman wasn’t an actress and ate cabbages for a living she’d still top the world’s filth Milth league and continue to dampen the dreams of school boys across the planet.
This woman just oozes and oozes, no matter what the dress, no matter what [...]

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Paris Hilton: Ok I was lying, I have split with Doug

April 16, 2010

Despite calling us all liars last week Paris Hilton has now confirmed her split from reality Doug Reinhardt !
Her rep said:
“The relationship between Paris and Doug is over. She broke up with him more than two weeks ago,”
More than two weeks ago!!!!
That means it was Paris who was lying last week, not us when we [...]

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