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PARIS HILTON PLEADS GUILTY GETS A YEAR JAIL SUSPENDED…. if she’s a good little girl. I guess when Paris Hlton’s lawyer was working out the plea bargain, part of the deal was that Paris must not turn up to court wearing ‘fuck you’ nail varnish or chew gum. She MUST turn up to court on [...]

I suppose being coked up as high a giraffes nuts isn’t the best time to cover one’s asse in glory, especially when being hard balled by a traffic cop. I mean what do you say when you open your purse and half of Bolivia’s export market drops all over a cops shoes. To be struck [...]

So, today the pink fluffy biro got wedged up where the sun don’t shine and I’m left with my trusty razor blade to write with. So here goes….’Oh yea I’m in the mood for love, baby I’m in the mood for love’. Paris Hilton – take a good look bitch ‘cos you ain’t getting any [...]

Paris Hilton was held by drug police in Italy after flying into Corsica with cannabis in her… erm handbag? Paris landed at Figari airport in a private jet and was due to board a yacht to Sardinia. Unfortunately for Miss Hilton an overly inquisitive sniffer hound stuck his nose straight up the Hilton skirt and [...]

Despite calling us all liars last week Paris Hilton has now confirmed her split from reality Doug Reinhardt ! Her rep said: “The relationship between Paris and Doug is over. She broke up with him more than two weeks ago,” More than two weeks ago!!!! That means it was Paris who was lying last week, [...]