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Jennifer Aniston and Paris Hilton do knicker bocker glories

by Mike D. Wheeler July 26, 2010
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For those that want some up gross and personal Jennifer Aniston gave a party of spontaneous skirt divers a glimpse of paradise when she flashed her thunder thighs and had photographers pervin-and-a-swervin. Jennifer uses the time honored less is more technique, probably best suited for over the 40′s. All done in the best possible taste [...]

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Paris Hilton stopped at airport with cannabis up her, erm… handbag.

by Mike D. Wheeler July 18, 2010
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Paris Hilton was held by drug police in Italy after flying into Corsica with cannabis in her… erm handbag? Paris landed at Figari airport in a private jet and was due to board a yacht to Sardinia. Unfortunately for Miss Hilton an overly inquisitive sniffer hound stuck his nose straight up the Hilton skirt and [...]

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Eva Longoria: Cannes 2010 wins sexiest Milf on Earth award

by Mike D. Wheeler May 14, 2010

Eva Longeria continues to MILF it up in Cannes. Frankly if this woman wasn’t an actress and ate cabbages for a living she’d still top the world’s filth Milth league and continue to dampen the dreams of school boys across the planet. This woman just oozes and oozes, no matter what the dress, no matter [...]

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Paris Hilton: Ok I was lying, I have split with Doug

by Mike D. Wheeler April 16, 2010

Despite calling us all liars last week Paris Hilton has now confirmed her split from reality Doug Reinhardt ! Her rep said: “The relationship between Paris and Doug is over. She broke up with him more than two weeks ago,” More than two weeks ago!!!! That means it was Paris who was lying last week, [...]

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Paris Hilton splits from Doug Reinhardt says Kim Kardashian’s ex Reggie Bush

by Mike D. Wheeler April 12, 2010

PARIS Hilton has split from Doug Reindhardt. The heiress apparently called time on their 14-month romance recently — despite speculation they are planning to marry. Paris, 29, was partying in Las Vegas this weekend and Doug was meant to fly out to see her on his way back from a holiday in Aspen. He changed [...]

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Paris Hilton: And a BIG YELLOW BIRD

by Mike D. Wheeler March 15, 2010

A writing assignment from an inexperienced celebrity news editor, whom you have seriously pissed off,  could read something like this …… ‘ Paris Hilton and a big yellow bird . Gimme 250 words ! Go on then, think of something, you write it, I’ll tweet it  ! Follow News Media Images on Twitter. See News [...]

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Paris Hilton: Makes an arse of herself

by Mike D. Wheeler February 15, 2010

Paris Hilton got arse-holed as she promoted a new Brazilian beer called Devassa, in Rio de Janeiro this weekend. The batty heiress became centre of attention as she consumed too much of the product and collapsed in a heap of shit on the floor,  got her hair stuck to the carpet and passed wind to [...]

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