Peter Andre

Peter Andre To Engage The Oxford Union In Mass Debate Tomorrow Morning.

30.01.2012

I’m sure Peter Andre’s fantasies involves a male cheerleader, a policeman’s uniform and a Judy Garland soundtrack. Seriously, any man that wears a cardigan without a shirt? Well I’m sorry, but if your body doesn’t reject that mode of dress then you’re smiling like a doughnut every now and again. And today’s news from the orange [...]

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Things That Make You Go Hmmm…. Offered Without Comment.

29.01.2012

Christina Aguilera sings at Etta James’s funeral. ? and the words fail me. Kim Kardashian has a ‘my marriage is over moment’. Peter Andre’s pet pug. (On the right). I can totally see this.

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#Cangate: Lies without a face. Part Four.

11.01.2012

#Cangate Part Four: All the angels in heaven have called in sick today, because they’re devastated at the news brought to them by The Daily Mirror. Yes, The Mirror’s news bunny Clemmie Moody has brought the sad news that despite the nations hopes of a reconciliation between Katie Price and Peter Andre their orange love is looking [...]

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Things You Need To Know about Peter’s genitals and Katie Price today.

21.12.2011

After putting his marriage to Katie Price under a guillotine and beheaded it Peter Andre then took a vow of celibacy to allow his genitals time to cool down. The following year he was named the “Daddies Sauce Daddy of the Year.” I know, but ever since then Peter has kept his genitals to himself. I find [...]

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Peter Andre: The orange man returns.

24.11.2011

When Katie Price decided to clean herself up and stop being such a skank she took her marriage to Peter Andre put it under a guillotine and quickly beheaded it. Since then I’ve lost track of who’s sticking their tongue in Peter’s ass or if he’s still true to that vow of celibacy. My guess is that Peter [...]

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#CANGATE: Lies without a face part three.

16.11.2011

Just look at what’s lit the air over at The Daily Mail today. Thank God Peter Andre is a truth machine wrapped in orange wax because if he were lying when he said he’s not getting £15k a month from ex wife Katie Price then we could decorate the top of his head with today’s theme of [...]

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Katie Price refuses to work with Peter Andre, did she ever?

08.11.2011

Katie Price doesn’t make any sense to me, and everything to do with her makes my b-hole frown. I don’t know why but when I look at this woman it causes my eyeballs to grow warts. As for Peter Andre well, learning how to operate a brain takes a little time I guess. It may [...]