Peter Andre

Katie Price refuses to work with Peter Andre, did she ever?

by Mike D. Wheeler November 8, 2011
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Katie Price doesn’t make any sense to me, and everything to do with her makes my b-hole frown. I don’t know why but when I look at this woman it causes my eyeballs to grow warts. As for Peter Andre well, learning how to operate a brain takes a little time I guess. It may [...]

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Kristina Macmillan – Pictures Peter Andre doesn’t want you to see.

by Mike D. Wheeler September 28, 2011
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Grab your eye lids and pull them down because this is what the newspapers and Peter Andre don’t want you to see. Yes, I’m sure this is the same Kristina Macmillian that’s giving Peter Andre an open all hours pass to her forbiddens, albeit old horse blanket springs to mind. Yes, when Kristina shakes she shines [...]

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#CANGATE: Lies without a face – part two.

by Mike D. Wheeler August 12, 2011
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If someone said one of my ex wives was paying me £15k a month I’d call them a liar and a fool. Who does that in this day and age? Which brings me onto #Cangate, Lies without a face – part two. My initial reaction to this char-grilled turnover of bitch baiting over at the [...]

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Peter Andre: A fine Fauxmance.

by Mike D. Wheeler April 5, 2011
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When Banksie said “A lot of people never use their initiative because no-one told them to” Peter Andre was still posing for his ‘image of a living god’ painting so what would he need with initiative when Claire Powell heads up his image whoring. However, Claire’s lips must have stretched tighter than a fishes bottom [...]

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Peter Andre, promise me you’ll sit on a penis fly trap.

by Mike D. Wheeler February 16, 2011
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Peter Andre may think he’s every girls sausage supper but last night he wandered around the Brits behaving more like a jewish dick docker than the shag slab he thinks he is. What fart catching fool at ITV thought that giving a mind numbingly boring Peter a microfone was an end of year bonus winner? [...]

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Peter Andre wins custody of his children says judge.

by Mike D. Wheeler February 14, 2011
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Peter (butter won’t melt, even in his ass) Andre has clocked that Katie Price wasn’t the best choice to mother his mistakes. Every man has dreams, but sitting on a horse whilst Junior plough the fields and scatters isn’t one of Peter’s more realistic ones. Even if Elen gets Peter to Spain where he can take [...]

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It’s love as Peter Andre dates Elen Rivas.

by Mike D. Wheeler January 5, 2011
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With the batteries run flat Elen Rivas has pulled a brand new rabbit and hidden the old one under her bed. After wearing chastity shorts for two years Peter Andre eventually out grew them and he too has hidden his past under the bed. When Peter’s rep opened her E mails this morning 500 show [...]

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