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Rihanna’s Crotch is Grabbing Attention – again.

28.12.2011

If you haven’t seen Rihanna’s vagina and don’t know what your in for then staple your eye lids and or leave the room because here comes RiRi flapping her lady parts in her (nothing special) video for “You Da One”. I know how you all love Rihanna but this alien needs to stop tinkering around with her crotch because in this cinematic [...]

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Rihanna speaks to OFCOM

21.11.2011

Rihanna won the sexiest woman alive award by default because she was the only one who put her hand in the air when FHM magazine asked who wanted to be photographed looking like pedeophile’s wet dream. RiRi grinds her pussy bone as hard as a sound engineer uses ear plugs when she sings, but on last [...]

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Rihanna would like to present Rihanna.

08.11.2011

Forgive me if I’ve said this before then please stop me, but I’m still in desperate need of some Rihanna rehab. Everyone tells me it’s not natural to be obsessed with aliens, but I can’t help it. When Ri-Ri isn’t making out like a Barbadian Ronald McDonald, jerking her twat and swaying her ass about [...]

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Rihanna, is the naked alien on the cover of Esquire magazine.

11.10.2011

My amazon purchase should arrive this week which hopefully will help this crazy itching for my Rihanna eye allergy! Putting steroid cream in my eyes (of all places) is very brutal but right now my eyelids are so bad they’re flaming flamingo pink. At first I thought it was the dental floss I bought but being [...]

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Who this waving her crotch in the wind?

06.10.2011

It makes no difference to Rihanna if they heap upon her a huge bombardment of wrath or stab her in the face with steely words of sanctimonious critique they still can’t kill the beast lurking in the depths of her gyrating crotch. Having flown over many devilish professions in my life I finally landed on [...]

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Rihanna: Hosted by the memories that come to haunt me.

13.09.2011

When she isn’t whoring out two shots of happy and one of sad Rihanna reminds me of that 21st birthday present my friends bought me in New Orleans. I don’t know if it her that’s driving me to drink or I’m just messing where I shouldn’t be messing – memory lane’s a bitch. I hate [...]

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Rihanna takes crotch to France

23.08.2011

I feel like I’ve seen Rihanna’s sun-drenched crotch 10 million times this year so seeing she’s finally removed it from British shores to St Tropez makes me happier than a man with tits in his hat. I’m convinced if she changed her Twitter handle to ‘Groin obsession’ then her 7 million followers would all join [...]