rihanna

Who this waving her crotch in the wind?

by Mike D. Wheeler October 6, 2011
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It makes no difference to Rihanna if they heap upon her a huge bombardment of wrath or stab her in the face with steely words of sanctimonious critique they still can’t kill the beast lurking in the depths of her gyrating crotch. Having flown over many devilish professions in my life I finally landed on [...]

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Rihanna: Hosted by the memories that come to haunt me.

by Mike D. Wheeler September 13, 2011
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When she isn’t putting out two shots of happy and one of sad Rihanna reminds me of that 21st birthday present my friends bought me in New Orleans. I don’t know if it’s her driving me to drink or I’m just messing where I shouldn’t be messing – memory lane’s no place for the timid. [...]

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Rihanna takes crotch to France

by Mike D. Wheeler August 23, 2011
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I feel like I’ve seen Rihanna’s sun-drenched crotch 10 million times this year so seeing she’s finally removed it from British shores to St Tropez makes me happier than a man with tits in his hat. I’m convinced if she changed her Twitter handle to ‘Groin obsession’ then her 7 million followers would all join [...]

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Rihanna wears Chuck Norris’s G strings.

by Mike D. Wheeler August 9, 2011
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If knitting or crocheting is your life’s passion then you’ll love what we’ve found for you here. As far as Rihanna is concerned her chunk-legs can’t take it anymore so (just like hiding her enormous forehead behind a helmet of curly golden locks) she’s slipped into some good to go leggings her Mom furiously crocheted out of Chuck Norris’s [...]

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Ri-Ri Falling Down

by Mike D. Wheeler June 27, 2011
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High heels, when worn by strippers and porn stars are the sexiest thing ever but whenever Rihanna falls off a pair you can guarantee YouTube’s legal dept will reach into the ‘stop laughing at Ri-Ri’ locker and sooth her aching ego with a copyright infringement notice. Rihanna took some down time on the floor in [...]

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Pippa Middleton an upskirt with a Rihanna under carriage.

by Mike D. Wheeler May 29, 2011
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I hate being a stupid person. People laugh at me. I can’t help being simple. It’s probably because I borrowed some blood off a farmer and never gave it back. Here’s my kind of being stupid n all, I didn’t want to stray into this territory yet inexplicably I find myself here. Subject for discussion: Pippa [...]

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Rihanna makes the cover of Vogue for the first time.

by Mike D. Wheeler March 14, 2011
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This is Rihanna’s first American Vogue cover and naturally enough she’s made the magazine’s 10th Annual Shape issue. For the shoot by photographer Annie Leibovitz, the whips chains and latex were swapped for Chanel’s first dress to come out of a spray can.

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