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Ulrika Jonsson On The Bulliest Bully To Ever Be Bullied.

by Mike D.W January 23, 2014

Well well well, what have we here if not the bulliest bully to ever be bullied. Now that Stan Collymore‘s twittering has slid off of his tongue and made its way up the inner thighs of Fleet Street’s finest his former girlfriend, Ulrika Jonsson has returned to haunt his ass. Talking in today’s Sun Ulrika […]

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Oh Stan….

by Mike D.W January 22, 2014

Well, one way to get people talking about you is to take yourself on Twitter and sound like you’re sitting in a public convenience trying to figure out how the flush works. Stan Collymore went on his Twitter yesterday to promote himself and then got trolled by a bunch of wild men acting like they were born […]

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Ed Milliband, Why The Long Face?

by Mike D.W December 14, 2013

Lily Allen was at the Sun Military Awards the other night, so naturally she celebrated the event by sharing a picture of her cleavage with all her Twitter followers. Tomorrow is Sunday, so naturally Lily will celebrate the day by sharing a picture of her cleavage with all her Twitter followers. Monday is just another day, […]

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James Arthur’s ‘Achy Break Heart’ Suffers Emotional Breakdown.

by Mike D.W November 29, 2013

It seems that James Arthur gets his ass posted on here every Friday. I know, he thinks I’m hating on him. Well no, not really but I do confess that every time I hear this music I think of James. Anyway that’s not the reason why James has got his glorious ginger grin on NMi today. […]

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Some Might Say That Peaches Geldof Is Going To Jail.

by Mike D.W November 28, 2013

Maybe I’m just getting desensitized or maybe tweeting is just getting more awesome but these days lady celebrities who get caught acting the fool on Twitter completely forgo the ‘I’m so sorry’ tearful apology stage and go straight into expressing their batshit crazy feelings instead. Take Peaches Geldof for example who earlier today broke all […]

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Howard Donald: It’s Art Right?

by Mike D.W November 28, 2013

If you want your fan base to think that you’re still as pure as the morning dew then popping your frustrated dick up between your legs, running backwards and then rogering yourself is NOT the way forward. Is it HOWARD DONALD! I’m guessing it’s only a serious case of coke mouth that has stopped Howard […]

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Trolls Of Twitter Show Chantelle Houghton No Mercy.

by Mike D.W November 25, 2013

Chantelle Houghton is pissed off. Actually, she might not be pissed off, but her PR apologists are. They still can’t believe the paparazzi photographer they rented for the day last week didn’t bother to use his Photoshop fat reduction filter before sending this picture and this one to all the gossip desks in Fleet Street. I’m assuming you […]

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Miley Cyrus v Sinead O’Connor: Round Three.

by Celebrity Shade October 5, 2013

Please give a warm welcome to Celebrity Shade, NMi’s new guest blogger. Celebrity will be posting here throughout the week and she’ll be covering some of those hard hitting show biz stories that have us all wanting to tattoo WTF onto our eyeballs. Please give Celebrity all the love and respect that you give me on […]

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Sam Faiers: Thonging For Friends.

by Mike D.W September 13, 2013

I have no idea who any of these cheeky bottoms belong to, but last night Towie’s Sam Faiers sent out a tweet identifying all of them. She tweeted: ‘From left2right.. Stacey, ferne, Sarah, me & billie @fakebakeunited @TheTanExpert all tanned up for the weekend’ Good. That’s cleared that mystery up. Talking of Twitter. In Hamlet, […]

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Abbey Clancy’s Missing Pussy Found Safe and Well.

by Mike D.W August 26, 2013

If you’ve been looking for a picture of pure joy to tattoo onto one of your ovaries, well here’s that picture. You’ll remember last week how Twitter tottered on the edge of the internet after the blue bird broke the news that Abbey Clancy’s pussy had gone missing. Well, today there’s some joyous news about that. Last night […]

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Katie Price Denies Tweet-Pimping For Money.

by Mike D.W July 9, 2013

When I dropped by the Mirror’s web-site earlier today my eyeballs contracted and then curled up into the fetal position and that could only mean one thing: another Katie Price promotion. The Mirror are reporting how Katie has been putting her Twitter-Twatter to good use by shamelessly tweet-pimping an adult dating site owned by her brother Daniel. […]

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Professor Green: Just When You Thought It Was All Over……

by Mike D.W July 5, 2013

Professor Green (aka ProG) thinks that anyone who writes showbiz for a living is a “scum bag who need a f***ing wake up call” and wants them to stop sticking their noses up his asshole even though he really, really loves it. Last weekend ProG took a copy of the Sunday People newspaper and went to sit on […]

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Alec Baldwin Deletes His Twitter Account After Threatening Journalist.

by Mike D.W June 28, 2013

Yesterday, George Stark of the hallowed Daily Mail reported on how Alec Baldwin’s wife, Hilaria Baldwin had taken to Twitter during James Gandolfini’s funeral service, which was held in New York. George even published the tweets, which made it kinda difficult for her to deny that she’d sent them. Well I swear if Alec Baldwin’s wife […]

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