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Rant On Katie Rant On….

July 23, 2014 Celebrity

Go ahead, start pouring that vodka into your bathtub now, because you’re going to have to soak your body in a whole lot of booze after you’ve read the latest chapter in the messy and sad marriage that has become Katie Price’s latest pay cheque. For over a week now Fleet Street’s literary journal of truth, The Sun […]

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Twitter Troller Threatens To Rape Maria Fowler.

July 23, 2014 Celebrity

Former Towie star Maria Fowler says she’s being stalked by an internet troll who has threatened to blow up her house and then rape her. Detectives with the Derbyshire police force are investigating after Maria told them that a rape-threatening troller messaged her on Twitter about a week ago. Before this story made it to the Sun or any […]

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Guess Who’s Ranting Again?

June 30, 2014 Celebrity

Last night the human bedbug and society’s insane epitome of class, Katie Hopkins decided to celebrate the beginning of Ramadan by going on Twitter and calling out the entire Islamic community. While she was expressing her views on the Islamic festival of fasting – Ramadan – which begins today, Katie also pulled out that old joke […]

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Another ‘Howler’ from Ed Milliband.

June 20, 2014 Celebrity

Ed Milliband wants Briton to become a nation of owl keepers. It’s a little too soon to know how I feel about this, but my first comment is: Why does a growling politician want me to own an owl? Seriously, this is the sort of thing I’d expect to hear from a hurdy gurdy player in a rainbowlike music band, not from […]

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Twitter War: Jugs 1 – 0 Bloat Face.

June 18, 2014 Celebrity

If you want to piss a sports presenter off then tweet him a picture of yourself cuddling his wife. As you know Gary ‘eargasm’ Lineker (aka Jugs) is currently sport presenting in far away Brazil while Piers ‘bloat face’ Morgan (aka Dick) remains out of work in dreary old London. Yesterday, Piers took his unemployed ass off to Royal Ascot. While […]

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BREAKING NEWS: Cheryl Cole Posts A Selfie.

May 19, 2014 Celebrity

It’s funny, I don’t seem to recall when old men started flooding social media with nude selfies claiming 70 is the new 50. I see these guys at the gym all the time now. Yes, elder statesmen with ripped bodies, unusually tanned skin and hair transplants. I guess if it makes them happy but please, don’t start […]

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Nick Griffin’s Twitter Hacked. Who Dunnit?

May 3, 2014 Celebrity

Last night someone accessed the Twitter account of British National Party chairman Nick Griffin – and then posted a series of extraordinary tweets. Lets guess who that someone might have been because it certainly wasn’t Griffin. Your choices are: 1) Kay Burley – The long-lost secret love child of Bruce Forsyth and Hatty Jacques who […]

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Ulrika Jonsson On The Bulliest Bully To Ever Be Bullied.

January 23, 2014 Celebrity

Well well well, what have we here if not the bulliest bully to ever be bullied. Now that Stan Collymore‘s twittering has slid off of his tongue and made its way up the inner thighs of Fleet Street’s finest his former girlfriend, Ulrika Jonsson has returned to haunt his ass. Talking in today’s Sun Ulrika […]

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Oh Stan….

January 22, 2014 Celebrity

Well, one way to get people talking about you is to take yourself on Twitter and sound like you’re sitting in a public convenience trying to figure out how the flush works. Stan Collymore went on his Twitter yesterday to promote himself and then got trolled by a bunch of wild men acting like they were born […]

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Ed Milliband, Why The Long Face?

December 14, 2013 Celebrity

Lily Allen was at the Sun Military Awards the other night, so naturally she celebrated the event by sharing a picture of her cleavage with all her Twitter followers. Tomorrow is Sunday, so naturally Lily will celebrate the day by sharing a picture of her cleavage with all her Twitter followers. Monday is just another day, […]

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James Arthur’s ‘Achy Break Heart’ Suffers Emotional Breakdown.

November 29, 2013 Celebrity

It seems that James Arthur gets his ass posted on here every Friday. I know, he thinks I’m hating on him. Well no, not really but I do confess that every time I hear this music I think of James. Anyway that’s not the reason why James has got his glorious ginger grin on NMi today. […]

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Some Might Say That Peaches Geldof Is Going To Jail.

November 28, 2013 Celebrity

Maybe I’m just getting desensitized or maybe tweeting is just getting more awesome but these days lady celebrities who get caught acting the fool on Twitter completely forgo the ‘I’m so sorry’ tearful apology stage and go straight into expressing their batshit crazy feelings instead. Take Peaches Geldof for example who earlier today broke all […]

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Howard Donald: It’s Art Right?

November 28, 2013 Celebrity

If you want your fan base to think that you’re still as pure as the morning dew then popping your frustrated dick up between your legs, running backwards and then rogering yourself is NOT the way forward. Is it HOWARD DONALD! I’m guessing it’s only a serious case of coke mouth that has stopped Howard […]

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