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Cheryl and Kermit: Separated At Birth.

October 20, 2014 Celebrity

Since it’s another slow-ass news day this is probably the most interesting thing I’ve seen all morning. And yes, I’ve only been up for an hour, but still! On Saturday night’s X Factor, Cheryl Fernandez-Versini attempted to wow the nation by wearing a bright green Lanvin gown complete with gigantic ruffles on one shoulder. The Peoples of […]

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Billy Ray Cyrus Had His Pants Taken Down On Twitter.

October 4, 2014 Celebrity

If you’re having the kind of day where you don’t care if your eyeballs drop out onto the floor, then here’s the perfect thing for you. Billy Ray Cyrus obviously didn’t see what happened earlier this week when Donald Trump was duped into tweeting a photo of Fred and Rose West. Yesterday Billy took to his Twitter and tweeted a picture of […]

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People On Twitter Are Furious With Ricky Gervais.

September 2, 2014 Celebrity

The silly plastic egg with a beard that we all know as Ricky Gervais went on Twitter yesterday and told his 6m followers that if celebrities didn’t want their nude photos wallpapering the internet then they shouldn’t store such photos on their computers. If you’re squinting at Ricky’s tweet (below) and thinking that you can hear the sound of a million naked people wailing […]

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Sir Ian Botham: The Picture That Nobody Asked For.

August 18, 2014 Celebrity

Sir Ian Botham’s Twitter handle is @BeefyBotham. I know, it sounds like the name of a mob boss or a butcher turned amateur rapper. Anyway, I like it and so it appears does a horrid hacker horribulous. Sir Beefy says that his Twatter was hacked this morning after a truly remarkable picture of a resplendent penis appeared on his timeline with the caption: “What […]

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WHERE’S MY MUM?!!!

August 13, 2014 Celebrity

This picture of baby Eric having a special moment with his father’s panting chest fluff was probably inspired by a Sultry Mermaid cocktail made with crab juice and Tabasco sauce. Simon Cowell posted it to his Twatter this evening with the caption “Taking After Daddy.” As a father myself I sometimes wonder if my black heart would have […]

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Justin Bieber: Hard Is As Hard Does.

July 31, 2014 Celebrity

As any self respecting man will tell you it doesn’t matter where you are in life, as long as you’re not the biggest pussy in the room. The biggest pussy in the room always gets singled out by the mob and then consumed. So, look around the room now and if you’re the one then take […]

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Who’s Sending Death Threats To Zayn Malik?

July 29, 2014 Celebrity

Anyone who dares talk trash about One Direction usually finds their inbox filling up with death threats from insane 12 year-olds screaming their anuses off while threatening to murder their faces. Zayn Malik, who was raised as a Muslim, was bombarded with death threats yesterday after he tweeted the hashtag #FreePatestine to his 13 million […]

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Rant On Katie Rant On….

July 23, 2014 Celebrity

Go ahead, start pouring that vodka into your bathtub now, because you’re going to have to soak your body in a whole lot of booze after you’ve read the latest chapter in the messy and sad marriage that has become Katie Price’s latest pay cheque. For over a week now Fleet Street’s literary journal of truth, The Sun […]

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Twitter Troller Threatens To Rape Maria Fowler.

July 23, 2014 Celebrity

Former Towie star Maria Fowler says she’s being stalked by an internet troll who has threatened to blow up her house and then rape her. Detectives with the Derbyshire police force are investigating after Maria told them that a rape-threatening troller messaged her on Twitter about a week ago. Before this story made it to the Sun or any […]

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Guess Who’s Ranting Again?

June 30, 2014 Celebrity

Last night the human bedbug and society’s insane epitome of class, Katie Hopkins decided to celebrate the beginning of Ramadan by going on Twitter and calling out the entire Islamic community. While she was expressing her views on the Islamic festival of fasting – Ramadan – which begins today, Katie also pulled out that old joke […]

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Another ‘Howler’ from Ed Milliband.

June 20, 2014 Celebrity

Ed Milliband wants Briton to become a nation of owl keepers. It’s a little too soon to know how I feel about this, but my first comment is: Why does a growling politician want me to own an owl? Seriously, this is the sort of thing I’d expect to hear from a hurdy gurdy player in a rainbowlike music band, not from […]

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Twitter War: Jugs 1 – 0 Bloat Face.

June 18, 2014 Celebrity

If you want to piss a sports presenter off then tweet him a picture of yourself cuddling his wife. As you know Gary ‘eargasm’ Lineker (aka Jugs) is currently sport presenting in far away Brazil while Piers ‘bloat face’ Morgan (aka Dick) remains out of work in dreary old London. Yesterday, Piers took his unemployed ass off to Royal Ascot. While […]

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BREAKING NEWS: Cheryl Cole Posts A Selfie.

May 19, 2014 Celebrity

It’s funny, I don’t seem to recall when old men started flooding social media with nude selfies claiming 70 is the new 50. I see these guys at the gym all the time now. Yes, elder statesmen with ripped bodies, unusually tanned skin and hair transplants. I guess if it makes them happy but please, don’t start […]

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