victoria beckham

Victoria Beckham In Pants.

04.02.2012

If I see a pig today then I swear, I’m going to kick it for doing this to Posh Beckham because it looks like she’s having another “I’m so fat nightmare”again. Victoria is back in The Daily Mail today and wearing a pair of pants that really should be worn as a cape, either when drunk [...]

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Victoria Beckham – Words Fail Me.

24.01.2012

Some ladies just need to smear themselves in glue and then hop into Lady Gaga’s garbage can. Voila! Victoria Boomerang! Someone once said that “haters are gonna hate” so with that in mind, we’re going to continue along with our daily finger pointing at all the stupids wearing a celebrity outfit. The critique may not be harsh enough for [...]

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Beckhams: Harper Seven, stupid is as stupid does.

17.07.2011

If there’s anyone out there who actually gives a shit about why Victoria Beckham called her baby daughter Harper Seven, then read on. During a week of speculation the DB/VB spokie team have finally armed David with a ‘credible reason’ to deflect all the name damage currently being done to brand Beckham by explaining how [...]

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Pushy Posh pushed baby girl.

10.07.2011

Pushy Posh pushed! A girl. (I know via caesarean haircut.) Rejoice rejoice Posh has made America a brand new citizen. David and Victoria can now claim an extra £19.50 a week in child benefit and are entitled to stay in America forever and ever amen. This is no birth of a few french poodles no sir, [...]

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Victoria Beckham’s no-no naked.

01.07.2011

Unless I’m mistaken shooting shots of sad bitch up Victoria Beckham’s no-no spot is guaranteed to get her as mad as an angry baboon. For me, apart making me laugh until my underpants are wetter than an otters pocket, it’s all in a days work. After reading Victoria tell WWD magazine that she’ll never pose [...]

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Picture Victoria Beckham’s Birthday ball….

30.06.2011

For those of us that chose to pen a few words on pregnant Victoria Beckham’s birthing ball over the NSFW images of Amber Rose doing things to herself (for ‘porno c’est moi’ check out Holy Moly) the world has become a more confused place right now. Yes mam, I am confused, WTF is this birthing ball [...]

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Victoria Beckham: Pregnant with fourth child

09.01.2011

Victoria Beckham is pregnant with her fourth child. A spokesperson for the Beckhams announced the news this afternoon. The baby is expected around September. The news comes less than a week after Victoria told a magazine said she had given up any thoughts of having a sister for her three boys. It’s all over you [...]