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Victoria Beckham Is Now Cow Posh!

by Mike D.W April 29, 2013

Victoria Beckham is now Cow Posh….. and she’s taking over the World! If you live in London and your dream is to fight Cow Posh for the last doughnut at Tesco Express then I need to tell you that’s a dumb-ass dream. Cow Posh doesn’t do supermarkets and she sure as hell doesn’t fight over carbs. Anyway, [...]

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Posh Beckham Ate A Fish. A FISH !!!!

by Mike D.W March 26, 2013

If you’re a fish, then Posh Beckham is a dream wrapped in a nightmare. As Japan continued in their quest to destroy great swathes of the ocean floor by scrapping them clean of all marine life, Victoria decided to take her children to Inamo, a Japanese restaurant in Soho, where they all got totally sushi-faced. The Mail, [...]

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The Good News: Posh Beckham Promises Never Sing Again.

by Mike D.W March 24, 2013

Brought to you by popular demand! Victoria Beckham is no longer The Spice Girls‘ principle singing disaster! According to The Sunday People Posh Beckham freed herself from the chains of musical incompetence when she told a female friend at Justin Bieber’s O2 concert what we already knew. Posh has quit the band! Lets cut to the sad image of [...]

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What In The Name Of G.I. Jane is Posh Beckham Wearing?

by Mike D.W March 13, 2013

Victoria Beckham could have a broom handle sticking out of her ass in this picture, and I wouldnt noticed it for five minutes because everything else here is such a frightening mess. Lets skip past those skinny jeans and the gaunt meth addict look she has on her face and concentrate on that angular “safety [...]

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Alien Beckham.

by Mike D.W January 28, 2013

You know how a photograph takes a little bit of your soul? Well the cover of Elle magazine can steal all of your soul and more! By appearing on the cover of Elle’s March issue Victoria Beckham has not only lost her soul but she’s also broken a promise never to clinch her stomach until it was [...]

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A Moody Picture, Courtesy Of Victoria Beckham.

by Mike D.W November 13, 2012

Whatever your bathroom wallpaper looks like right now, I guarantee you that Victoria Beckham (aka: little miss Boney-ass) will be wearing it for her Spring Collection. Seen here clad in just her dressing gown Posh tweeted her signature bitch-face from her hotel in Las Vegas. Posh’s hair looks like it’s made from the mane of a [...]

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Victoria Beckham – An Almost Smile.

by Mike D.W November 5, 2012

Every time I see a picture of Victoria Beckham I experience an uncontrollable urge to rush out and order the guinea pig special at my local restaurant. The rest of the experience sucks. Seen here in France’s Glamour magazine Victoria is taking an emotional roller coaster ride to a place she hardly visits, like smilie face. Look [...]

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Victoria DOES Care.

by Mike D.W September 10, 2012

We can all go and stick our heads out of the window and kiss the air, because we’re living in a time when a sort-of-famous (not really) opera singer has to hear through The Daily Star that she has been banned from receiving free dresses designed by Victoria Beckham. Yes, while I was pouring Pinot over [...]

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Victoria’s Olympic Sads.

by Mike D.W August 29, 2012

When Emma and Geri together with Melanie’s C and B all gathered to perform at the Olympic stadium they found that a miserable alien zombie with a parched look on it’s face had emerged from a crashed asteroid. While trying to ignore the skinny black cloud of poutiness standing behind them the girls set about making silly facial [...]

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Oh Victoria! Spice Girls Perform For The Last Time.

by Mike D.W August 13, 2012

Last night Sporty Spice, Ginger Spice, Baby Spice, Scary Spice and Posh Spice all gathered in front of an estimated one billion people from all across the world who joyously watched the London 2012 Olympics closing ceremony. Now that it’s over they’ll be no more Spice World because very soon all their children have to go back [...]

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50 Shades Of No Way. Posh Becks to Lunch With Angie Jolie.

by Mike D.W August 7, 2012

This nonsense from the Daily Star’s Goss column is exactly the kind of a ‘giant lips with legs’ rumor that I’m not about to co-sign without consuming excessive amounts of caffeinated liquid. According to them, Angelina Jolie is filming in England while Victoria Beckham is rehearsing with the Spice Girls for their Olympics closing ceremony performance. In [...]

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Victoria Beckham Glamour sans Pixels Of Reality.

by Mike D.W August 2, 2012

This morning I went to the clinic yet strangely that wasn’t the first disappointment of the day, that came when I read how Victoria Beckham had guest edited Glamour Magazine and had promptly slapped her panty parts all over their front cover. Anyway, the third disappointment of the day came when I was looking for [...]

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Spice And Becks to Perform at Olympics.

by Dolly Molly July 22, 2012

According to Dean Piper at The Sunday Mirror Victoria Beckham has become “the driving force” behind the Spice Girls Olympic gig. Dean’s sources told him she was heartbroken that her husband David was not getting a call-up for Team GB, so she has decided that one way or another ‘Brand Beckham’ will be making it’s [...]

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