Victoria Beckham

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For Hands That Do Dishes. By Victoria Beckham.

October 8, 2014 Celebrity

Welcome to another slow-ass news day where nothing is going on except for this stream of ridiculousness about Victoria Beckham’s hands. We always make fun of Madonna for having nasty, veiny hands but that woman is old. Victoria is in her 30s and already she has the veins of a drunken mess you see stumbling around the […]

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Victoria Beckham: The Most Powerful Woman On Earth.

September 25, 2014 Celebrity

Victoria Beckham has become our International Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations UNAIDS campaign. And no, that doesn’t mean her new shop in London will be selling fat clothes to thin people. As you know, Victoria Beckham serves the interests of women all over the world and should we ever get involved with the intergalactic jelly people […]

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Victoria Beckham With A Pink Rabbit Toy.

September 9, 2014 Celebrity

Here’s Victoria Beckham with a pink rabbit toy. I saw a girl buying a vibrator at the Anne Summers shop in Soho once. I can’t remember the name of the vibrator now but I knew it then and I looked it up. It was enormous. It was like a propane tank. Or maybe it was […]

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The New Face Of Weedol Is Now In Vogue.

July 2, 2014 Celebrity

Who throws a dog blanket, a Worzel Gummidge hat and wellingtons on the bed and says,“This it the look!” Victoria Beckham’s sulky face does, that’s who. I swear, Vogue are just screwing with us but magazine sales being what they are today I’m sure that fashionistas will now put a kindly spin on the fact that Vogue’s editor-in-chief didn’t […]

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Happy Birthday – Victoria Beckham – 40 Today.

April 17, 2014 Celebrity

Our little Posh Spice is all grown up and middle aged! It was only 40 years ago that our very own “Fashion Designer of the Year” came into this world and brought some glamour into our dreary lives! Who knew that the little girl from Essex would become an international superstar and grow up to make millions? Please grill a small mushroom, spread […]

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Victoria Beckham Savaged By A Pair Of Wooden Ducks.

April 4, 2014 Celebrity

Oh dear, Victoria Beckham must be feeling like she’s been savaged by pair of wooden ducks, dragged into an alleyway and then run over by a high-speed truck. Here’s why. While attending the the V&A’s Glamour of Italian Fashion event this week Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana were gossiping like a pair of catty girls about how they […]

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Victoria Beckham Knows How To Smile.

March 31, 2014 Celebrity

Nowadays a photograph of Victoria Beckham smiling, even for a split second, is worth a small fortune to collectors of the weird and unique. So, for collectors everywhere here’s something that makes the rich lady grin from ear to ear. Her Mum. Because it was Mother’s Day yesterday Victoria opened her Twitter page and posted […]

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What Kind OF Awful Is This From Victoria Beckham?

January 23, 2014 Celebrity

If this preview video of Victoria Beckham’s 2014 Spring/Summer collection is anything to go by then the ‘Bride of Yeastenstein’ can expect fountains of venom to pour from the end of all the fashionable pens on this beautiful blue planet called Earth. Yes, humans will be cracked in half as unnatural aliens burst from within before galloping […]

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Happy Christmas From Victoria Beckham.

December 13, 2013 Celebrity

While the rest of you have been prepareing for the festival of gluttony I’ve been doing two of my favourite things in life, jack and shit. Unlike Victoria Beckham here, who has been decorating her Christmas tree. Congratulations to Victoria’s PR team because they worked like the rent was due yesterday and just as expected the Daily Mail have […]

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Say Something Nice: Victoria Beckham’s Grilled Cheese Toaster Bags.

August 23, 2013 Celebrity

Welcome to another Say Something Nice post where the idea is to post a few nice words about a well known personality. Today, it’s the turn of Victoria Beckham’s Grilled Cheese Toaster Bags. It’s been way too long since a Beckham has delivered us a good old-fashioned sponsored tweet, so yesterday Victoria threw this one (below) […]

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Posh Grinch Grin.

July 29, 2013 Celebrity

You know it’s a truly special day when Posh Beckham pulls her frozen mouth out of the miserable position and makes a smile. Yes, it’s always a moment in history whenever Posh’s facial abyss stops flatlining in bitch-face mode and shines it’s glorious light across the world. I actually like Victoria’s smile, but only because it makes […]

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Sir Andrew Murray?

July 8, 2013 Celebrity

Radio 4 said this morning that very soon now Her Mag the Q will be turning his Mr into a Sir so, well done SIR Andrew Murray for winning Wimbledon yesterday. I don’t write a sports blog but if I did then I’d only write one post and it would probably begin like this. ‘Andy Murray […]

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Posh Beckham, Smiling Like A Released Hostage!

June 24, 2013 Celebrity

Posh Beckham hasn’t smiled in fifteen years. She hasn’t shown so much as a tooth since her Spice Girl days. Even on her birthdays, she hasn’t managed to force her lips upwards. Everyone mocks Victoria’s self-misery because she’s rich and successful with a brood of good looking children, fine houses AND a ‘model’ husband. It […]

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