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Victoria Beckham: Official Response To Thin And Miserable

by Mike D. Wheeler February 19, 2012
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Victoria Beckham would like you to know that when the name ‘Posh’ comes up poisonous venom starts to secrete from the pores of show biz writers and then seeps through the tips of our pens. She wants you to know that whilst she is eternally flawless, every face has it’s limits. “Look, if people want to [...]

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Victoria Beckham – The Oldest Profession.

by Mike D. Wheeler February 15, 2012
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Victoria Beckham, Hmmmm…what are those? Actually, I would rather count the wrinkles on my little dog’s nut-sack than pose up like a milf most desperate. I know, she does kind of grow on you – like a spotted fungus. David Beckham uploaded this picture to his Facebook today with the message, “So Proud. The Wife’s a Street Hooker.” No I’m lying, [...]

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Carrying A Baby On Stilts. Hosted By Victoria Beckham.

by Mike D. Wheeler February 8, 2012
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Since airports are now Victoria Beckham’s personal runway travellers must have thought Posh was carrying Jesus to the front gates of heaven as she led the paps on a high-heel chase through LAX Airport yesterday. I was going to say something here about blended outfits for photo ops but whilst I fully appreciate how Posh color coordinates Harper’s outfits with her [...]

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Victoria Beckham In Pants.

by Mike D. Wheeler February 4, 2012
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If I see a pig today then I swear, I’m going to kick it for doing this to Posh Beckham because it looks like she’s having another “I’m so fat nightmare”again. Victoria is back in The Daily Mail today and wearing a pair of pants that really should be worn as a cape, either when drunk [...]

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Victoria Beckham – Words Fail Me.

by Mike D. Wheeler January 24, 2012
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Some ladies just need to smear themselves in glue and then hop into Lady Gaga’s garbage can. Voila! Victoria Boomerang! Someone once said that “haters are gonna hate” so with that in mind, we’re going to continue along with our daily finger pointing at all the stupids wearing a celebrity outfit. The critique may not be harsh enough for [...]

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Beckhams: Harper Seven, stupid is as stupid does.

by Mike D. Wheeler July 17, 2011
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If there’s anyone out there who actually gives a shit about why Victoria Beckham called her baby daughter Harper Seven, then read on. During a week of speculation the DB/VB spokie team have finally armed David with a ‘credible reason’ to deflect all the name damage currently being done to brand Beckham by explaining how [...]

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Pushy Posh pushed baby girl.

by Mike D. Wheeler July 10, 2011
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Pushy Posh pushed! A girl. (I know via caesarean haircut.) Rejoice rejoice Posh has made America a brand new citizen. David and Victoria can now claim an extra £19.50 a week in child benefit and are entitled to stay in America forever and ever amen. This is no birth of a few french poodles no sir, [...]

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