X factor

The Bitch Is Back!

by Mike D.W May 9, 2013

It doesn’t look like we’ll be seeing much of Tulisa’s happy haemorrhoid smiles on this year’s X Factor. The Mirror are saying that Simon Cowell has filled her purse with a generous P45. She’s out. Whilst Tulisa spends the summer waddling aimlessly around the streets of Camden with her panties round her ankles, Sharon Osbourne will be pouring herself fine wine in her [...]

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Tuilsa: Simon Cowell Hasn’t P45′ed My Ass.

by Mike D.W March 17, 2013

Forget everything I ever said about Tulisa Contostavlos. Forget that I ever posted about Tulisa being sacked from the X Factor. Last month the Daily Mail lied to us all. They said that Tulisa was fired, sacked, surplus to requirements, Job-Seekered and unemployed! Yes they did. Oh how can we ever trust them again? Tulisa, who is the [...]

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Christopher Maloney Declares Himself Gay.

by Mike D.W March 12, 2013

The Sun have pointed out that former X Factor contestant Christopher Maloney showed up to an interview with Now Magazine last week looking wet, wild and belle pretty beautiful. Because Christopher is an international singing star he knows the importance of combing mascara into his eyelashes before he’s photoshopped for an interview but no gentlemen, Christopher isn’t happy to see [...]

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Tulisa: You’re Fired!

by Mike D.W February 22, 2013

Simon Cowell’s hand has been busy slapping Tulisa Contostavlos up down and OFF the X Factor today. The Daily Mail says that ITV has called the studio where the show is filmed and told staff to sanitise the seat where the N-Dubz singer once sat because she is never coming back into the building again. A source told [...]

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Cheryl Cole To X Factor No More.

by Mike D.W December 11, 2012

It’s a miracle! A little over a week ago Cheryl Cole dropped a £1.4m lawsuit on Simon Cowell’s foot for unpaid expenses etc which she claims are due to her after he dumped her from the US X Factor, AND NOW she’s telling us that she’ll NEVER return to the UK X Factor. Well, who saw [...]

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Oh Tulisa! To Sue Simon Cowell’s Pal Over Sex Tape Distribution.

by Mike D.W July 17, 2012

When Tulisa Contostavlos’s lawyer Jonathan Coad heard that a pal of Simon Cowell‘s was trying to sell a 6 minute-long tape starring Tulisa’s mouth of joy to horny people who’s credit cards still had enough room on them to buy her unlicensed sex tape, he clicked his mouse and added the name Chris Herbert to his [...]

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X Factor: Is This The End?

by Mike D.W June 29, 2012

Sometimes when a long-running talent show like the X Factor ends, the regular judges, whose bank accounts are now overflowing with the millions they’ve made from it, buy the crew a goodbye gift. A box of champagne flavored bubble bath perhaps, presented with a card that says, “We’ll never see each other again, but think of us when [...]

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Dannii Kris And Baby Ethan Back Together?

by Mike D.W June 10, 2012

Supposedly, Danni Minogue had a look of mouth-opened shock on her face when Kris Smith told her that he was all done with her ass a couple of months ago. At the time sources said that Dannii knew they were having problems in their marriage because of her career, but she didn’t think they were that serious especially as [...]

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Oh Tulisa! Talk About The Hand That feeds You.

by Mike D.W June 8, 2012

You’ve heard this before. Welcome to another slow-ass Friday where nothing is going on. I’ve refreshed all the damn gossip pages and the best I’ve come up with is. So. You’ll have heard the term ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ by now so I’d like to take a quick minute to talk about Tulisa Contostavlos, aka yawnfest. Before Tulisa [...]

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Is Gary Barlow Set To Join BBC ?

by Mike D.W June 7, 2012

As the world turns the long-running sadness of The Voice continues on it’s journey like a speeding bus heading towards the edge of a cliff. So far there have been no incredible successes but plenty of unbelievable tragedies. However, that’s all about to change because if reports today are to be believed then The X Factor’s [...]

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X Factor: Mel B To Torture And Annoy Manchester.

by Mike D.W June 4, 2012

Nice to see another talentless Spice pop flop is taking her opportunity to make a sexy statement in a judges chair she hasn’t earned. Yup you heard me, I said TALENTLESS. Mel B has no musical talent whatsoever. What she has is 30 years of singing lessons and a history of butchering everyone’s ear drums with her [...]

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Dannii Minogue: “It’s A No From Me”

by Mike D.W May 10, 2012

Nowadays Dannii Minogue’s face is looking like it was grown in a botox lab. She doesn’t drink, smoke, do drugs or pop pills and yet she always looks like she’s just done a dozen shots off a dwarf’s head. Take that cover picture above. That’s exactly the face I make while staring at a wine list. Anyway, [...]

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Unlike Me, Dannii Minogue Is Employable.

by Mike D.W April 29, 2012

I really wish I was related by to Dannii Minogue. Then I would have inherited her genes and never lost this everlasting battle with insanity (which she wins every time). Dannii doesn’t binge drink, smoke, do drugs nor display any other suicidal tendencies toward trainwreck behavior. (Unlike me.) Simply put Dannii Minogue is a natural born winner. (Unlike me.) [...]

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